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Toilet Topper

When a single feces-creating episode produces enough matter to peek some amount of poo out of the water of a toilet bowl.

Note some toilets run pretty shallow and a toilet topper does not carry as much heft in such cases.
I think that I'm gonna have a toilet topper today! I ate an unbelievable amount of beef last night.
by hotbucketoffarts June 21, 2020
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Twomper

Lets pick up a couple twompers and hit the bars.
by Danny Boy Ash March 17, 2010
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Topper Headon

Now I'M proud to be the first to write a GOOD definition for Topper Headon.

Topper Headon was one of the best drummers of ALL TIME. Originally Nicky Headon, Topper was also nicknamed "The Human Drum Machine" because of his impeccable timing and skills.

Beat out "every other drummer in London" for the hotseat. He planned to originally stay with The Clash for just a while, but then he realized what a great band they were and stayed.

However, he got kicked out after "Combat Rock" (in which he wrote almost all of "Rock The Casbah") because of a heroin addiction.

He still remains a rock 'n roll and drumming LEGEND.
Topper Headon is my drumming hero.
by Lost in the supermarket April 22, 2006
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Brown Hill Topper

When you take a dump that isn't diarrhea but also isn't a hard log; it's in between the two, almost like a mud-like liquid. It builds up into the form of a hill, and it grows so large that it surfaces above the water. Hence, creating the "Brown Hill Topper".
Dude, last night I had the biggest Brown Hill Topper!!!
by AznPersuazion69 January 21, 2011
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Ringwood tree topper

The chick eats prunes or some other mild diuretic, makes her guy get hard and rides his pole anally. When she starts to "leak" excrement, she sits down as far as possible, slowly lifting up inch by inch to create a "ring" pattern of shit on his dick (thus, ring-wood). When she gets to the very tip, she lets go of a little more chocolate sauce than normal to create a tree-topper effect, which will eventually drip down the sides of his pole like droplets, so that his ringed wood now has what looks like Christmas balls 'round the holiday hard-on.
Miguel like to get the Ringwood tree topper after Jenifer eats lots of tacos.
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Twomper

A girl typically a little more than thicc with high confidence and low self esteem
She's a Twomper
by Fosty the snowman July 6, 2017
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up toppers

by ken-boy July 4, 2008
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