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Twinkie Dinky

When you grab filling from a Twinkie, put it on your penis so any female can lick the filling off
TWINKIE DINKY = BEST DESSERT EVER
by The VCR King April 16, 2017
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twinkie dinks

(plural): Snobbish, pretentious, upscale or wanna-be upscale people; social climbers who enjoy displaying status symbols and shopping at boutique establishments. The term crosses all boundaries of politics, race, religion and sexual orientation, encompassing conservative yuppies or "old money" fogies as often as liberal hippie/hipster/granola subcategories. Twinkie dinks typically drive Audi SUVs and have a penchant for over-describing the taste of expensive wines, craft beers and ciders, or boutique coffees.
I went to Whole Foods in search of a good deal on beer, but returned home empty-handed because the bar area was filled with twinkie dinks discussing in great detail a new beer called the "{Cleveland Steamer", with fruity citrus notes, a touch of molasses, a backbone of baker's chocolate, and a foamy head.
by Jim-Knob Dooger October 10, 2015
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by stickman13135 October 5, 2010
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twinkie defense

O.K., this is the REAL Proud Conservative. Not his groupie.

The Story of the twinkie defense is thus:
In 1978, Dan White, a former San Francisco city supervisor who had recently resigned his position, entered San Francisco City Hall through a basement window, went upstairs, and shot and killed Mayor George Moscone and Supervisor Harvey Milk.

Psychiatrist Martin Blinder testified in court that White had been depressed, which led to eating junk food: Twinkies and Coca-Cola. This further deepened White's depression, since he was an ex-athlete and knew that the food was not good for him. This was evidence of his depression that prompted his murder spree. This celebrated diagnosis became known as the "Twinkie defense."
(Taken from www.ohnonews.com)
by Proud Conservative August 27, 2003
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tinkle doo

When you pee and take a shit at the same time.
Person 1: What’s one of your hobbies?
Person 2: I’m a tinkle doo master!
by razorbeer March 25, 2019
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Twinkie diplomacy

A type of unorthodox diplomacy that involves throwing a Twinkie at a public official.
The mayor of the town just received a Twinkie diplomacy.
by Word Madman October 30, 2021
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Tinkle Dink

A gay male who can’t confess that they’re gay
Man, Mason is such a tinkle dink
by Luluuxo July 20, 2019
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