twig

a way to insult someone who is being dumb, that most people won't find offensive (or possibly even understand) unless they think you're talking about them being too thin, so watch out for that.

Bryan: When Trump is put into office I'm gonna move to Hawaii.
Cole: Why?
Bryan: So I don't have to follow his rules.
Cole: Oml, shut up you twig.

by Dan and Phill Trash January 10, 2017

Twigs

Being someone with a receding hairline.

Sweet new haircut, look like a twigs.

by LLamakiller November 2, 2010

twig

A derogatory term used by fat people to describe normal-sized people (i.e. anyone not morbidly obese).

No man finds you attractive cuz you're a size 8 twig!

by Lisa T. December 10, 2011

twig

To comprehend, understand, get hip to, grok.

The news media are finally twigging to the fact that...

by Mark Dixon July 28, 2003

twig

small measly and/or worthless

me:you'r such a twig

by thehiddensociety April 21, 2012

Twig Twig

A real damn skinny bitch.

"OMG, have you seen that bitch Stacey?! Shes such a twig twig."

by basictwigtwigcat August 21, 2014

twig

to be stabbed with a twig

"look at him! Get me a tree - I'm going to twig him"

by nicxobob March 30, 2009