twerp

The process of licking and synthesizing a female's clitoris; eating out the pussy.

Whistle while you twerp.

by Jack MeHoff January 28, 2005

Twerps

Slang term for the Maryland Terripans.

The Twerps got smashed by Northen Illinois this year.

by PooperScooper September 24, 2003

twerp

"Someone who bites his own fart bubbles in the bathtub" from the novel Jailbird by Kurt Vonnegut

"You're a real {twerp}!"

by Deadpan69 July 2, 2016

twerp

(an additional definition)

Someone whose Tweets appear on your Twitter page even though you're not a "follower", or someone who appears on your Twitter "following" list even though you didn't subscribe to him.

I keep getting Twitter Tweets from that pesky twerp Kevin Spacey!

by Larry8811 July 24, 2009

Mad twerps

A person's ability to roll many joints.

"Yo man, Jennifer's got mad twerps"

by MarijuanaOfficial March 29, 2017

Berklee Twerp

Someone who comes onto the music scene after attending Berklee College and expects to be worshipped because they're certain that they know everything there is to know about music performance and production.

"Oh great, another bunch of Berklee Twerps in a busking band, just what Asheville needs!"

by CraigOReally August 29, 2016

tarp twerp

An elite clique of non-prats.

My fellow tarp twerps and I enjoyed our night of dissing Emma Watson.

by Mer October 17, 2003