Schneebs & Tweebs

The act of getting together with one or more people and smoking the herb, otherwise known as marijuana. It is not just the act of smoking which makes "schneebs & tweebs" what it is, but the act of chilling too.

Schneebs & tweebs!!!!

by Joom Joom June 2, 2010

tweleven

tweleven is a number that makes no sense like eleventy

How many lives have you saved?
Tweleven!

by proman232 June 3, 2010

telebingeing

The act of catching up on a tv show in increments of over 6 hours. Bingeing on television.

I can't go out this weekends, I'm telebingeing on the last season of Game of Thrones.

by KCPavlik December 19, 2013

Telebone

To get an enormous erection while ordering a pizza on the telephone.

Hey I got a Telebone when ordering your pepperoni pizza.

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty July 10, 2016

Tweebro

Someone who FULLY worships the twee. They also have to be shoehacks.

Definition #2:
Saylor

Hey guys I’m a Tweebro now.
Hi twee bro.

by Vlet, Elk, and Belhop May 9, 2019

Telebortion

The art of giving and abortion whilst teleporting

Telebortion: Say u and ur girl find out she pregnant u just straight up telebort that baby outa ther

by Japoxfred November 26, 2020

Telebate

To masturbate while on a conference call when telecommuting.

John was soo bored during his manager's staff conference call that he telebated to pass time.

by 2 Da Quad April 25, 2011