Turdburgler

someone that is so obsessed with human crap that they are willing to go out on their free time and steal other peoples waste

"a Turdburgler broke into my house and stole all my poop"

by Steve McC August 31, 2007

turdburgler

One who steals your shit.

I wrote that song, but that turdburgler got rich on it.

by Melvin Chandler January 11, 2004

turdburglar

a person who commits the act of burgling turds; assbandit; buttfaggot

don't drop the soap around that guy, he's a real turdburglar!

by the great ninja September 2, 2003

turdbutter

The way steatorrhea usually manifests.

Amy has pancreatitis. She suffers from excess steatorrhea. Lab tests came positive for turdbutter.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook June 23, 2021

turd burger

Nickname for the Buffalo Sabres' yellow alternate jerseys.

"It’s a third jersey. If it’s a turd burger I’ll have to put it on a bun and eat it. It’s the way it is."

by tjd92295 November 24, 2013

turdburglar

A gay man. Also known as a rumpranger

by dave November 29, 2002

turdburglar

Someone who as a matter of duty or pleasure steals turds from unsuspecting victims of poo fetish

John was reading the newspaper calmly whilst taking a dump on Trudy's face. By the time he looked around to admire his handywork, Jason the fucking turdburglar, had already snatched up his pile of steaming brown glory.

by Jatchy McJatch Jatch December 28, 2009