Tardonaut

Someone spectacularly retarded. As astronauts are the best of the best, selected for their excellence, taronauts are the peak of idiocy, stupid beyond the reaches of mere retardation.

She was an utter tardonaut, calling the comedian rascist - despite the entire joke being about avoiding sounding rascist.

by Redditor December 15, 2008

Tardonaut

One who explores the unconquered frontier of idiocy.

Lucy was such a tardonaut when she told the comedian he was a racist right after he made several jokes about how racists suck.

by saint gulik December 15, 2008

Turbinator

Sent back to the past to bomb the Fuck out of people. Turbinators hate America.They will scream

"ALLAHU AKBAR" just to scare people. Sometimes they blow up. You can find them in sandwich shops and corner stores, as well as gas stations.

Holy fuckballs the Turbinator just blew the fuck up!!

by Cum cum cum May 1, 2018

turboslut

Also recognized as an enjoyable young man with a sharp wit, and even sharper intellect. Dapper, and always dressed in his Sunday best, he is one not to be forgotten.

Did you see turboslut the other day? He was just as awesome as usual.

by killermal April 19, 2006

Turbanaut

Derogatory slang for a Middle eastern cab driver. "Turban" referring to cloth winding headwear customarily worn by men of Middle Eastern descent, and "naut," which means "sailor" in ancient Greek and is defined as a voyager, farer or tripper in contemporary English.

We were too drunk to drive, so we hailed a taxi outside the club and asked our Turbanaut to move ever so slowly down Hollywood Blvd. as we trolled for roadside tail.

by amirdolla August 29, 2013

turbonurger

1) Any variation of an overly ghetto African American whose demeanor is generally governed by flashy, materialistic possessions, and whose grammatical skills are typically incomprehensible to the average, English-speaking human being.

2) The most uneducated, obnoxious of African Americans who juggle jail time and welfare checks with lives founded on thievery and overall nonsense. When not drinking cheap liquor, these individuals spend much of their free time memorizing and reciting rap lyrics.

Now Timmy, don't make eye contact with that turbonurger or he might steal your new gym sneakers!

by Col. Dick Skinner February 6, 2010

Tardonaut

Someone doing something extraterestrially stupid - a portmanteau of 'astronaut' and 'retarded'

"She went alone or her friends didn't want to be seen with her because she was an utter tardonaut."

by iSharQ December 15, 2008