Lippal Tunnel Syndrome

Nerve damage and inflamation of the lip muscles due to administering excessive bj's over long periods of time, often leading to excessive workman's compensation claims in the field of prostitution.

My doc asked if my lippal tunnel syndrome was from typing my lips. I showed him the real reason.

by 1pieceofwork June 30, 2014

Carpet tunnel syndrome

When you get a neck injury from too much pussy licking

She is suffering from carpet tunnel syndrome.

by Ag fok nou May 4, 2016

CarPole Tunnel Syndrome

What actually caused the Death of our late, lamented & beautiful Princess Di. Caused by her Car slamming into a Pole in a Tunnel, causing her grievous Death.

Princess Di & Dodi Fayad's lives were foreshortened by CarPole Tunnel Syndrome.

by J Peasmold Gruntfuttock December 17, 2011

tunnel steamy

Take a fart like a bong rip from a sex partners anus.

I gave my girl a tunnel steamy last night and now my breath smells like butthole.

by SomeDumbNerd March 17, 2016

Guitarpal Tunnel Syndrome

The pain you feel in your hand and wrist after playing Guitar Hero for an extended period of time. Similar to Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

I was playing Guitar Hero for so long, I was suffering from Guitarpal Tunnel Syndrome.

by Briar P January 14, 2008

Carnal Tunnel Syndrome

1. The condition whereby a Male Human cannot think straight because he is concentrating on engaging in Coitus.
2. The accusation a Female might make when a Male Human cannot keep his mind on his Honey-do-List.
3. The Medical terminology describing the Hawaiian Disease Lackanookie.
4. A fatal condition Known to inflict Predominately Married Male Humans.
6. Blueballs (slang)

Brad cant play cards tonight, guys. He has Carnal Tunnel Syndrome and said he was going to stick around the house tonight.

/or/
Your going to come down with a severe case of Carnal Tunnel Syndrome this weekend if you dont hurry up and finish planting those flowers.....

by piledriver1000 September 5, 2011

Post-Free Bird Carpal Tunnel Syndrome

The feeling of intense pain in your left (or right, depending on which way you play) hand after playing the song "Free Bird" on Expert on Guitar Hero 2

Jim got the Post-Free Bird Carpal Tunnel Syndrome bad after he beasted the hell out of Free Bird today.

by Sky September 13, 2007