Rump tuner

Butt plug used to loosin up an anus be for sex

Hand me the rump tuner you need to warm up for this

by Greennuns69 July 27, 2016

tuner car

At one time, a tuner did indeed mean someone who actually focused on performance for thier automobiles. now its a byword for riceboy extreme, used by those who are attempting to pull themselves out of the mire of trashy, goofy crud that the "import scene" has become. this is quite evident in the article above, where the schmuck mentions "audio" when discussing "performance upgrades". race cars dont have subwoofers, jackoff. have fun driving around whatever piece of shit ricemobile you happen to have.

"tuner car" owner: YO DAWG MAH CAR HAS IT ALL ISS GOT COLD AIR INTAKE A PERFORMANCE EXHAUST TIP AND BIG CHROME WHEELS SHIT DIS THING GOS TOOO FAST!!!
me: you have 2 options: go back to watching fast and the furious with your pregnant teenage girlfriend, or i kill you on the spot. how dare you tarnish the reputation of automobile modders.

by Mac Sauce November 11, 2006

tuner

1. A electric device used for tuning a musical instrument to its proper pitch
2. One who professionally tunes a musical instrument

1. My tuner indicates that this guitar string is too sharp (high)
2. The piano sounds really bad. We should call in a piano tuner some day.

by Bill M. July 27, 2004

Piano tuner

(n), A person employed to come into the home, rearrange the furniture, and annoy the cat. The piano tuner's goal is to ascertain the breaking point of the piano strings.

"Honey, that chair was never over there to begin with, was the piano tuner here again?"

by JH83 April 18, 2010

tuner

Any device, usually a can or bottle, used to spit the saliva or juices into, while chewing tobacco. Tobacco juices are not usually pleasant to swallow and irratate the throat, and can induce the feeling of vomiting.

I want to dip some copenhagen in class, but i need a tuner.

by JimmyKid June 20, 2008

Tuners vs Muscle

A stupid ass rivalry to determine which vehicle class which is the best that mostly retard rednecks love to bitch about.

Pros & Cons

Tuners

Pros:

Looks good on the outside and sounds smooth on the inside
Has a good variety in manufacturers (ex. Nissan, Toyota)
Able to turn well

Good gas mileage

Cons:

Not as fast as Muscles or Exotics

Some engines in some models can be rather complicated
And are often defined as shit (or ricers) by Muscle Heads and Exotic Aficionados

Muscle

Pros:

Loud ass sound in the engine
Known for being fast for years

"No replacement for displacement"
Equally fast as Exotics and more faster than Tuners

Has a legacy by manufacturers (ex. Dodge, Chevy, and Ford)

Cons:

Only legendary at Drag Racing and NASCAR
Can burn up gas like a suicidal chicken in hell

The result: Muscle

(but personally I really don't fucking care I like both,
why bitch about it? I don't know)

Muscle Head: Tuners vs Muscle which is better, personally I think Muscle cars are the greatest car ever made than some shitty gay ass ricer whatchamacallit? Neesan (Nissan) Handern (Honda) Massa (Mazda) so which is it?

Me: I really don't fucking care which better, I like both, I'm not going to waste my time or my life saying which better, each has their pros and cons.

Muscle Head: Um, well my Hemi can but your car in a second, let's race

Me: Fuck off, please

by I'm mixed August 2, 2011

Tunder

Rastafarian pronunciation of the word thunder.

Dat be mah tunder!

by supuku March 15, 2017