Tschida

The act of stealing a co-worker's sales leads.

Dude, I didn't do shit today so before I sent my report I just Tschida'd one of Jason's

by ericTschida 69 June 11, 2011

a person in need of touching grass

another name of a genshin impact player over ar 40

shut up carlos, i know you're a person in need of touching grass, since you're obssesing over your xiao build for the literal 57th time this week and your ar is insanely high.

by stronkscorbunny December 15, 2021

tzuchi school

A propaganda-revolved school that brainwashes children to abide by niche values and principles. Their indoctrination skills rival that off Hitler Youth. Some teachers are good but some are douchebags, some of them are Indian curry eaters and a bunch of filipino niggas, go back to ur country boi! The school is based of the adolf hitler school but they dont allow you to eat meat and lets you praise masterchengyen like what germany did in the 1930s! Heil Master Cheng yen!!

"You see that kid trying to smuggle meat to school illegally?, he must be a student from tzuchi school"

- From the kid who hates vegetables

by masterchengyan3000 October 9, 2023

Tsuchinoko

A snake of Japanese mythology, said to have a cobra-hood that extends all the way down to its tail. Whether or not it's harmful is actually unknown.

If you can prove that the Tsuchinoko exists in real-life, then you are the shit. Everyone, band together and take part in the great worldwide hunt for the mythological, fabled creature known as the Tsuchinoko. Your reward? A cookie!

"You can find the Tsuchinoko in Castlevania : Aria of Sorrow, and even in Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater."
-me

by Dave January 5, 2005

tonsil touching

when a guy f**ks a girl in her mouth

She LOVES to have her "Tonsils Touched".

by D August 8, 2004

Turtle Touching Cotton

When one has to "go" so badly that the shit starts coming out and touches your underwear before you make it to the restroom. Can be literal or an expression that the "turtle's" head is beginning to come out.

I tried to make it to the restroom in time and yelled, "Turtle Touching Cotton"! already!

by Hoody802 August 30, 2016

Balls aren't Touching

phrase. used to pull attention to round or spherical objects and if they are or are not, touching. Often used in reference to pornography, but can also be used in reference to non-sexual objects.

Variations:
Balls are Touching
Bawls are(/n't) Touching

"This pron is so gay."
"No it's not, the balls aren't touching."
"They are now."
"O shi-!"

"Hey, back off. Your bawls nearly touched mine!"

by /b/rother January 10, 2007