truncheon

a device used by a donnachie to provide sexual pleasure to his watt

oh mike, i dont want to appear soft in front of you, can i shove my truncheon up your arse?

by ben dover July 4, 2004

Trunched

There are many words for drinking copious alcohol, this is one of them

“Oh hey mom im heading aggieville to get trunched after finals”

by Rey Keen December 14, 2017

a beating from the love truncheon

to creep up on a girlfriend from behind and slap your cock off her cheek"

"if you beat me with your love truncheon again im never gonna suck it again"

by Anonymous December 12, 2006

truche

(Pronounced like "true" and "touche" combined) When a rebuttal is given, a person who agrees and admits defeat may say "truche"

"My wiener is larger than yours", "No, look at mine", "Truche bro"

by forsho December 27, 2008

pork truncheon meat

the male genitalia sans the testicles; the penis.

Hillary was powerless to resist Bill's intense gaze, and she screamed in ecstasy as he slid his pork truncheon meat into her yodelling starfish.

by Patrick Baffersty December 23, 2007

Anal Truncheon

An anal truncheon is typically used for the penetration of ones anus. The truncheon can take the form of any police parephenalia, not just limitted to the baton as the name suggests. Connoisseurs among truncheoners prefer antiquated riot armor.

" Walking home last night I caught a glimpse through a bush of a Margaret Thatcher look-a-like diaphram-deep on an Anal Truncheon "

" One day, i will own that golden anal truncheon "

" Seeing Jeoffrey using the bow-street bastard he bought off ebay last week, as an anal truncheon, will always be a sight for sore eyes. "

by hotsteamingsemen March 21, 2010

Truncher

Normally an individual who has exceeded his share of a powdered substance and begins to waffle. These individuals tend to come from a recruitment working background.

Bro did you see that line he just done? Get ready for the truncher

by Cheekysort93 December 15, 2017