Trophy Loaf

When the act of pinching a loaf results in the loaf protruding well above the water level.

"After that Chinese food, I pinched a Trophy Loaf and now I'm hungry again."

by presspress August 29, 2011

Par-Trump-cipation Trophy

When you finish second but are given first prize anyway. Inspired by Donald Trump receiving 2.1% fewer votes than Hillary Clinton but being given the presidency as a participation trophy.

Christopher Columbus is often accredited as the first European to step foot in the Americas. However, this is just a Par-Trump-cipation Trophy as the Viking, Leif Erikson, established a settlement at L’Anse aux Meadows in Newfoundland some 500 years before Columbus left Europe

by America is the bad place October 17, 2021

ass trophy

(noun) One who displays moronic, rude, or asinine behavior, often for an extended period of time.

Sarah: On my way here I was almost killed by some guy that cut me off!
Nick: What an ass trophy!

Did you hear John forgot his kid at the gas station? That guy's the Stanley Cup of ass trophies.

by QueenSarBear November 15, 2011

tropical wolfpack

The drink of Gods that consists of Malibu, SunnyD, and Mango Pineapple Vodka. Invented at Hamilton College in the middle of fucking nowhere, New York.

"Hey James, want to drink some tropical wolfpack tonight?"
"Sure, Nick, HOO HOO."

by milleniumfalcon February 5, 2018

Tropical

An individual who acts in an extraordinarily homosexual way and to a point which is too much even for other homosexual people.
This person doesn't actually have to be homosexual though (and often isn't)

The next step up from fruity

Damn, this homie is gay on a whole other level. He's so tropical that he refuses to even look at women in order for his world to be 100% cock and balls

by SuburbanRastafarian March 22, 2022

Trophy Friend

That one extremely attractive friend of the opposite gender that you like to hang out with. A relationship would never work between you two but you like to keep them around to show off to your other friends.

Robin: Damn, did you see all those hot girls that Eli was with?
Bryan: Yeah, he's not getting any though. They're just trophy friends.

by kreternal October 17, 2011

tropical fussy

A term referring to fish genitals. specifically a female fish.

"were gonna find some tropical fussy" -Wilbur Soot

by trace with no ass January 29, 2021