State Trooper

An underpaid AAA serviceman with a gun and a God complex.

That state trooper just wrote me a ticket for going two miles over! What a dick!

by Goobber April 29, 2021

trooper bait

That driver who's been chewing on your bumper for the past ten miles, so you move over to the slow lane and let him pass, in the hope that he'll be the one to attract attention and get pulled over by the State Police

"Geez man, you want to be trooper bait so bad, okay, go ahead and pass!"

by smendler May 10, 2010

Trooper in the door

82nd Airborne paratrooper humor in reference to that moment when one has a turd which is insisting on poking it's head out the door. Of course this usually only happens when one has a very had piece of shit as loose stools apparently exit the door before the green light comes on and/or exit the door is a mass tactical exit anyway.

Sgt Ramirez running down the hall: "Get the hell out of way Private Jones, I have a trooper in the door and he's ready to jump"

by WunHungLo August 6, 2011

trouser troopers

A man's "special men", his sperm.

There are normally between 200-600 million trouser troopers in one ejaculation.

by jbelle September 10, 2008

Forest trooper

A man who continually finds himself having sex with females who have outrageously hairy vaginal areas

U fucked ole hairy Mary? Damn joe you're becoming a forest trooper!

by bigpoppiboi June 20, 2011

Dirty storm trooper

A guy ejaculates into his hand and rubs it all over the head or "helmet" of his penis then inserts it into an ass!

I gave my wife the dirty storm trooper last night

by ER Dark Force April 18, 2016

trooperness

troop-er-ness

v.intr.

1.
a. One known for the manner of one's acceptance of rules, especially of a game, or of a difficult situation.
b. Informal: One who accepts rules or difficult situations well.
c. Informal: A pleasant companion

'You drank that beer you put your cigarette out in? THAT is trooperness.'

by 87natty July 14, 2007