New Tripoli

A very small town in Eastern Pennsylvania. Home of Northwestern Lehigh School district. There are a lot of hicks in this area and if a zombie apocolypse were to occur no one would know unless they lived there.

"where is New Tripoli?"
"Out past Slatington"
"There's life outside of Slatington?"

by 51005 August 17, 2011

Corn Cob Tripod

When 2 chicks are giving you a blow job at the same time and both licking the penis shaft up and down.

My day went even better when Erin and Deb came over for a little corn cob tripod! Those 2 chicks had me sporting wood in no time.

by Ferris Dean August 18, 2008

Tripod Statement

A bold statement with Big Dick Energy.

Cooper: *Makes a statement with Big Dick energy*
Jack: "That right there is a Tripod Statement."

by Wee Knees June 14, 2019

leaning tripod

somebody with a huge dick

that ginger is a leaning tripod

by sir kamen roberts November 14, 2011

Golden Tripod

Three Jewish men crossing swords.

While watching porn, I came across a perfect example of the golden tripod.

by Hockey Photography Lover December 3, 2021

Amazonian Tripod

A bizarre Amazonian sex act that is performed with a hermaphrodite and a midget who pees on your face.

Certificatologist: "Hola muchacho"

Midget: "Amazonian Tripod?"

Certificatologist: "Si muchacho..."

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD June 21, 2006

Two pees and a tripod

When you tie your girlfriend/significant other to a bed, set up a tripod, and piss twice on them. Also heard in 'Roman's Revenge' by Nicki Minaj and Eminem.

EMINEM: So finally, I broke down and bought her an iPod, and caught her stealin' my music. So I tied her arms and legs to the bed, set up the camera and pissed twice on her. Look, two pees and a tripod!

by RainbowSocks12 July 1, 2011