New Trier Township High School is a temple of beauty and love, whereas its neighboring school, Loyola, are stout Catholics who are too short to pull their big heads out of their even bigger asses. New Trier's large community accepts people from any race or background for who they are. The inferior school, Loyola, is full of outcasts who can't humble themselves to fit in with the majority. They sleep with their teachers just so they can have a chance at being as successful as New Trier graduates.
Guy 1: Damn! Those New Trier High School boats kicked ass! I'm glad we were smart enough to back out of a one-on-one competition with them!!
Guy 2: What about those girls?? I think I just died and went to heaven!
Guy 2: What about those girls?? I think I just died and went to heaven!
by not a stuck-up bitch March 31, 2012
Get the New Trier High Schoolmug. A high school on the North Shore of Chicago. It is for kids who applied to prep school on the East Coast and didn't make it in, and are just not cool enough for the better Loyola Academy. Full of stuck up bitches who think they are better than everyone else.
Boy 1: "Yes, I got into Exeter for next year!!"
Boy 2: "Damn I got rejected from Deerfield Academy. Looks like I'm going to New Trier High School. I would go to Loyola but if I can't get into Deerfield I might as well just give up."
Boy 2: "Damn I got rejected from Deerfield Academy. Looks like I'm going to New Trier High School. I would go to Loyola but if I can't get into Deerfield I might as well just give up."
by abcxyz941 April 13, 2011
Get the New Trier High Schoolmug. by Rydomcc2003 August 23, 2019
Get the Triermug. Oh yeah new trier that’s the place where they only talk about mental health and all the students are high
by King_Headass February 8, 2023
Get the New triermug. An extreme “try-hard.” Sibling of the legendary “Turd-Ferguson.” The kind of person that leans into pitches during 12” softball games and/or lays out and blocks shots in beer league hockey.
Jack - Did you see how many brackets that guy was wearing? Who does he think he is... Johny Depp?
Leroy-Brown - New Trier.
Leroy-Brown - New Trier.
by Leroy-Brown October 12, 2019
Get the New Triermug. New Trier Township High School (NTHS) in Winnetka, the only American high school that is, as of late, infamously god awful at its country's own sport, American football.
Taxes in the area are stupidly high in order to fund the school. Despite it receiving large amounts of money in donations from rich people for you guessed it, sports facilities—and probably nothing else. Families move out immediately once their kid graduates; no one likes high taxes.
At least half of the student population has divorced parents and/or is gay, and any white students are most likely stupidly rich and go to fifty billion concerts of artists they don't even care about every summer with their also white and equally rich friends. I've never seen so many Longchamp bags and badly done self tan.
Taxes in the area are stupidly high in order to fund the school. Despite it receiving large amounts of money in donations from rich people for you guessed it, sports facilities—and probably nothing else. Families move out immediately once their kid graduates; no one likes high taxes.
At least half of the student population has divorced parents and/or is gay, and any white students are most likely stupidly rich and go to fifty billion concerts of artists they don't even care about every summer with their also white and equally rich friends. I've never seen so many Longchamp bags and badly done self tan.
1. New Trier is so ass at football that the pep band can only play during timeouts.
2. Why is everyone at New Trier either white, rich, or gay?
2. Why is everyone at New Trier either white, rich, or gay?
by ew_emo.gay September 4, 2025
Get the New Triermug. A place where the popular kids and athletes are nothing but a bunch of pathetic drug addicts, alcoholics, brats, sluts, and criminals.
by Nerds rule, Jocks Drool May 31, 2018
Get the New Triermug.