i wasn't trying

the phrase used by wimps after any type of competition. If they lose the competition (game of COD, fight, wrestle off), they say "wow, i wasn't trying." If they somehow win, they say "wow, i beat you and i wasn't even trying"

Guy 1: Yo i destroyed you in COD. how did you end up with negative 16 deaths?
Guy 2: Yea, and how did that tiny ginger kid beat you up yesterday?
Wimp/Tool: Wow, i wasn't trying, obviously

by palabra up March 6, 2010

Trying to Shave a Snake

A phrase coined by Demetri Martin.. It is used to describe a situation that doesn't work out well, just like shaving a snake. It's just not going to happen.

"You hear Jerry's trying to open that Frozen Yogurt business?"
"Good luck to him.. If you ask me, he's trying to shave a snake."

by JollyLama February 27, 2010

tresing

the way of life in which a person does daily routines

sleeping, eating, talking, and making friends are all ways of the tresing life style

by tresly May 27, 2008

I'm not trying to start shit

The phrase that you use right before you tell someone something that you know will start a lot of shit.

I'm not trying to start shit but Ty called your mother a whore.

by Baby D123 February 26, 2011

Just trying to see if you were paying attention

Normally used by teachers to cover up when they make an idiotic mistake. By saying "Just trying to see if you were paying attention" teachers can make it seem like they meant to make their dumb mistake, when really they're just stupid...

Teacher: "On the test, we had over 5 FLAIRURES"

Student: "Don't you mean failures?"

Teacher: "NO, i was just trying to see if you were paying attention"

Student: "ah, of course"

by Crozefly February 21, 2011

Trying for a baby

The socially acceptable way of saying “my husband is doing big fat cums in my pussy”

My sister: Craig and I have been trying for a baby!
My mom: oh how wonderful sweetie!

All I heard: “my husband has been doing big fat cums in my pussy”

by Fuck your chicken strips March 19, 2019

treeing

In tennis the term "treeing" refers to the act of hitting every ball as hard as you can, going for winners at inappropriate times, and/or playing in such a way that depicts oneself to be playing without an essence of strategy.

Joe won the match against the one seed, but he was treeing out of his mind.

by T-money Allen May 17, 2009