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stooge-o-matic transmission

An automotive transmission built for people who don't know how to shift gears, such as old granny ladies, mush wimps, effeminate males, soccer moms, and yuppie twits. This transmission has no clutch, and uses a torque converter.

People who don't know how to drive get stooge-o-matic transmissions, and therefore never learn how to drive. They put their brakes on for random cosmic events. They put their brakes on going down hills. You should see all the pantywaist stooge-o-matic drivers with burnt-out brakes on the roads in the Rocky Mountains!
Chalmers the mush wimp drives a sports car with a stooge-o-matic transmission.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005
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liberation transmission

Liberation Transmision is an album by welsh rockers lost prophets. its got some cool songs on it and u should deffo buy it! although everyday combat is a bit meaningless number 8- broken hearts, torn up letters and the story of a lonely girl is the best song on the album by far! if ur looking 4 a good bit of rock go get this album cz it rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dude1- im so bored with the indie scene man! i want some proper rock with meaning

dude2- get lostprophets album called liberation transmission ive heard its mint!

dude 1- ok ill go get it

dude1 and dude 2- (walk off happily to HMV together)
by kirsty 2k6 October 11, 2006
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youth transmission

The way interacting with younger people—more so children—automatically and almost always unknowingly transmit their youth to older people.
Though I taught high school and college, I love teaching second graders so much because they are tender and interacting with them makes me feel so hopeful. I call interacting with younger people—specially children—youth transmission.
by but for December 24, 2017
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womanual transmission

hey Ralph, nice 911, let me take a look inside! Lol!! you got it with a womanual transmission?!
by jonnyutah1979 June 24, 2018
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Premature transmission

It's when you hit send before you proofread your work.
Applies to texting, e-mail, instant messaging.
A premature transmission can ruin good intercourse (meaning dialogue - of course) between two (or more) parties.
by majikman December 10, 2010
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Herpes Transmission Party

Also known as HTP. When you bring a bunch of gay boys (usually newly out of the closet) together to spend the weekend with each other, what inevitably ensues is that everyone hooks up with each other over the course of the weekend, ensuring that if anyone suffers from Herpes, they'll be transmitting it to everyone else in the group who engaged in hooking up.
Guy 1: Hey, why don't you come over this weekend? John, Mike, Hunter and Lance will be there. You know, we'll be "hanging out."

Guy 2: Thanks for the Herpes Transmission Party invitation, but I'd like to remain disease free for now...besides, I'm not into all those guys.
by shayaknyc August 16, 2012
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Dropped Transmission

Dropping your transmission is a term meaning your car will no longer go until you pick up the transmission again and stuff it back into the transmission bay
Dropped transmission is term for broken transmission
by XxOnlinedudexX March 10, 2018
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