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License Plate Translation

When someone spots a license plate that is either consists of a standard format or vanity plate & tries to decipher what it could translate to.
To kill time while I am driving, I like to find license plates that I can translate into acronym definition or determine what the douchebag was trying to define, I call it License Plate Translation.

I saw GOOD BFD & figured it may have meant, Good Big Fucking Dick or perhaps GOOD Bad Food Diet... although both are almost as lame.
by GlazeHer June 30, 2016
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Expecto Patronum (Actual Translation)

1 A spell in Harry Potter that scares away dementors, best used when you have a happy memory in your head
2 Not Joking. Expecto Patronum is a Latin word, and, can you guess what it is? In English it is, "I await a Guardian"
1: Harry: Expecto Patronum!

Ron: Wow, Harry, that was brilliant!
2: Jim: Expecto Patronum!
Latin Dude who knows English: You await a guardian?!(expecto patronum (actual translation))
Jim: WHATT???
Latin Dude: Expecto Patronum...oh harry potter..
Jim: i..await..a..guardian????....
by doodoodaequann April 8, 2019
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In Transition

A euphemism for someone out of work and looking for a new job.
Instead of saying, "I just got canned" or, "I worked my butt off for that company for years and they laid me off with a lame severance" you can simply say "I'm in transition."
by Transitioning May 30, 2009
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bootycall transaction

When two people exchange times upon which they will embark in sexual encounter.
"I just made a bootycall transaction for 3AM. Booyah!"
by finniganspeaks May 23, 2016
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Tortellini Transition

When one is fucking and decides to change the holes, the period in between fucking each hole is called a tortellini transition.
Aye I was fucking Mary the other day and she sharted during the tortellini transition.
by DeadassMan January 18, 2017
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Transition Lenses

An unfortunate development in the world of eye correction, transition lenses are intended as an amazing hybrid between sunglasses and the regular prescription kind. In reality, however, they are a gross bastardization of all things acceptable in the world of mainstream eyecare.

Alas, transitions never quite make it to either side of the glasses-sunglasses fence. Instead, they stay perpetually in an awkward shade of dark purple, keeping the wearer "in the dark" in more ways than one. In other words, when you look like a freakazoid insect, it tends to make the whole social skills thing a little harder.

It is generally accepted that the transition lense-wearing population is self-selecting. In other words, only those who like or don't mind looking like skeletor will choose to purchase the atrocities. However, it is believed by some that the lenses are in fact recommended TO weird people specifically by optometrists, perhaps as a public service to help others easily identify the undesirables.

If you or someone you know wears transition lenses regularly, it is advised that you quit immediately. Former wearers show higher success rates in life than current wearers, though it is best to have never worn transition lenses.
That guy wearing transition lenses is too busy being excited about never having to change his pairs to realize that he will never get laid.
by Sugoisama July 22, 2010
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Transitionally Enhanced

You are both a) a student that is in one grade, but chooses to take a class of a different grade, and b) in the enhanced program at your high school.
She is so luck to be Transitionally Enhanced, she has twice as many friends!
by friend'sfriend June 28, 2010
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