One Up with a Topper 

When a one up just isn't good enough and some "icing on the cake" is deemed necessary. Occasionally, the topper is topped without rebuttal. Both the "One Up" and the "Topper" are unusually suspicious.

Me: I had great seats for U2.

Friend (One Up): Yeah, well I had front row.

Friend (Topper): And, I got backstage.

Friend (Extra Topper): Oh yeah, the tickets were free!

Me (to myself): Unbelievable, another One Up with a Topper!

One Up with a Topper by jaffaj March 13, 2010

Tommy Topper 

Someone who always has a story to top another persons story.

(Billy): I just met an NFL quarterback.
(John AKA Tommy topper): Oh yeah well I have met every NFL quarterback.

Tommy Topper by Jim Tan February 12, 2009

Chestnut Topper 

The "top-off" or "refresher" to a glass of wine. When the white or red liquid falls too far below the 6oz standard, remember to continue indulging with a chestnut topper.

Bill: "Your glass is looking low there, Tom..."
Tom: "Bill, I need a chestnut topper, fill 'er up"

Chestnut Topper by catdog29 July 4, 2012

Roof-Topper 

Having any sexual activity on the roof of a building inadvertently in view of Pan, Tilt, Zoom security cameras monitored by Marine Security Guards at a US Embassy.

Ben - Did you watch the video of Brett and that WSJ reporter going at it on the roof last night?

Harold - No Dude! Holy Shit! Where is it? I gotta see that!

Ben - Sorry Bro, that “Roof-topper” is being archived in the vault never to be seen again!

Harold - You suck!

Roof-Topper by Mil3druid4 April 1, 2021

zoe topper 

Another term for an ‘AirPod’ often used in sentences in which ‘AirPod seems unfit.

“Have you seen zoe topper?”

“Oh the AirPod over there?”

zoe topper by User3338 June 15, 2021

Taco Topper 

The art of rubbing the penis on the vagina and clitoris to the point of penis orgasim.

My Taco Topper move just created a jizzivior in her belly button!

Taco Topper by SideHatchStudios March 6, 2016

Story Topper

A Story Topper is someone who tops every story with a even better version of one just told.

"Dude, i had to get this medicine for the little infection on right eyelid from my eyebrow piercing. It was crazy."


"Oh yea, last month when my friend got his eyebrow pierced it got really infected and you could see a bunch of dark green veins surrounding his eye."



"....Story Topper"

Story Topper by Amanda aka Mrs.Sneaky Butcher December 20, 2008