Tool

Anyone who tries to act cooler than they actually are. Most tools are usually douchebags with negative self-esteem.

Synonyms: Asshole, poser, faker, douchebag, Dane Cook.

Man: Wow, Dane Cook is not funny at all. What an asshole.
Man 2: Damn, you're right. What a tool.

by BigCron August 11, 2009

todolo

Bye

Todolo, Akhila!

by Hire100 October 30, 2014

Tool Stool

A place for a female to sit that comprises a man's lap and, specifically, his erect manhood. Use of this phrase usually implies that more than just sitting (namely, boning) is underway.

Alex's sister is hot! I may have to let her sit on the Tool Stool.

by Nicholas A.B. June 30, 2008

tool factory

Someone incredibly lame. More stupid than a tool, even more stupid than a tool box, and way, way more stupid than a tool shed.

Carson Daly became even more stupid that he passed tool shed status and became a tool factory.

by ceterisparibus December 3, 2005

teopolina

Teopolina is a kind hearted person who loves to make friend and can be emotional at times,she's the best person to ask advice from,so if you have a Teopolina in your life you're luck.

Teopolina mean lind hearted.

by Iimbodi May 26, 2021

sharp tool

A sharp tool is someone who has a knack for something, is a smooth operator, and can make things happen. They may or may not also be a bit of a knob.

If you are called a sharp tool, you should be initially flattered when the word 'sharp' is said, then more uneasy following the word 'tool'.

If you are confused, you should examine the identity of the poerson who said it. If they resemble a pirate, you should probably not take offense.

The Wicksta nailed that analysis, and then he stole my lunch... he's a sharp tool.

by hutnut99 April 15, 2010

cordless tool

A tool that will go anywhere to be with a girl. In other words, a tool that would do anything or go anywhere, just to be with a decent looking girl. See also tool.

Jeff: Hey man, what are you doing this weekend?
Kyle: Im going to Alyssa's volleyball game.
Jeff: But that shits over 2 hours away.
Kyle: I know that but she said it would be cool if i went.
Jeff: Nah man, your a fucking cordless tool, your not even getting any from her.

by Broha January 6, 2009