Touché

French word used in fencing. Commonly used today to recognize the other side's good argument or comeback.

Roughly translates to 'Oh shit, I didn't think of that'

Guy 1: You know Mountain Dew shrinks your balls.
Guy 2: At least I HAVE balls.
Guy 1: ... Touché.

by Teh Samhain February 19, 2010

screen toucher

a person that when talking about something on the computer screen continually touches the screen and smudges it up.

"dude stop touching my screen, you are such a screen toucher"

by anthony perritano October 22, 2008

dink toucher

A casual reference to someone that you don't hate, but think is a really huge loser. There is no reason for thinking he is a loser, he just is.

Generally, dink touchers are super nice guys with lots of friends. However, when you meet them, you just think: "man, this guy is a huge dink toucher."

When you are hanging around with dink touchers, you generally pretend to be friends with them. But when you get home, you complain to your wife/girlfriend about how much they suck and that you don't want to hang around with them any more. Then your wife/girlfriend gets mad at you and asks you to explain why that guy was a dink toucher. You don't have an explanation and lose the argument. Then you end up hanging around with the guy over and over again.

Last night I was hanging out with my wife's work friends. There was this one guy, Steve, and he was a super-huge dink toucher.

How so?

I don't know. He just was.

by Pollup December 25, 2007

Toucheyes

A person who has a grasp on reality so non-existent that physically being in their presence causes feelings of rage so strong that the strongest sentence one could receive for killing them would be aggravated assault. Even if you wore their skin.

Don't be such a Toucheyes.

Are you saying that Toucheyes doesn't deserve to live.

by KD Rockerfeller November 7, 2014

Kitten Toucher

Someone who is always touching a kitten, possibly in an inappropriate manor.

Man one- Tom Cruise is such a kitten toucher.
Man two- Ya he does it so much it might be considered harassment.

by SquirrelChoker1 August 5, 2009

your mother touched me

The action of someones mother touching you

Guy 1: Dude you know what your mom did
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: Your mother touched me
Guy 2: grose

by AwesomeX23666 May 3, 2011

killer queen has already touched that

An expression to use when something explodes.

Person 1: oh no my pen exploded!!

Person 2: killer queen has already touched that pen.

by GenosCyborg August 19, 2023