Tool

A tool is someone less than a douche who listens to nickelback and wears ed hardy or polo.

Jack is a shitty manager and a tool.

by Papa Ryo June 19, 2009

Tool

Mike " The Situation"

That guy is a fuckin tool

by BiggD1 October 2, 2010

Tool

people that keep writing the same definition for tool

get lives you tools

by luisgomezz March 30, 2011

Tool

Best band of all time with Adam Jones on guitar, Danny Carey on drums, Paul D'Amour once on bass but now its Justin Chancellor, and last but certainly not least the vocals and the style that is Maynard James Keenan. Progressive rock band from the early 90's, introduced a lot of new things in music, including throwing time signatures out the window. Albums out:

92-Opiate
92-Undertow
94-Aenima
94-Salival
01-Lateralus

best music ever. period.

<some guy> what are you doing?
<TOOL fan> listening to TOOL.

by Jim-n-Tw3ak May 13, 2005

Tool

A person who tries too hard to impress people, and is usually hated. Yet still everyone uses the tool for things like money, rides, and food. Even though he/she is always called a tool, they are too big of a tool to take it seriously. The person also laughs at everything to fit in, cracks bad jokes, tries to hard, and is almost always ditched. Often named Tom.

*phone rings*
"Don't answer for Tom. They're such a tool."
"TOM IS SUCH A TOOL!"
"Don't tell the tool about the party, he'll make everything weird."

by Dr. Wiggle December 16, 2008

Tool

A term for a person who is constantly saying annoying comments and doing lame things. A tool is often disliked by a group but seems to not realize it. Members of a group often use a tool for rides, money etc. A typical tool will say stupid jokes and lame pick up lines to try to fit in

Tool: "Did it Hurt?"
Girl: "Did it hurt when?"
Tool: "When you fell from heaven?"
Girl: "What a tool..."

by Carnage96 March 5, 2011

Tool

men who are complete douchebags to women. They walk all over women and they expect them to gravel at their feet. They are demanding and selfish and not to mention SELF CENTERED!! They usually travel in packs, wear wayto much hairspray, look in the mirror more than a girl and who wear man flops in all weather conditions. They are usually wearing jeans with holes and a polo with the collar popped. They tend to meet in clubs and hit on girls that they will take home, screw, then forget about. WARNING: If your man thinks hes prettier than you.. HES A TOOL. DUMP HIM!

J:"He's only with you cause youre a virgin, guys like him love virgins."
A:"yeah youre right hes a total tool."

by JmeMuhRee January 20, 2010