An unusually long hair follicle. Often found in unusual parts of ones body where other hairs are not found. If it is with other hairs it is found growing in the opposite direction. Thoink sizes can vary from 2 to 3 inches.
"Gee Mike, take a look at that thoink on your back"
"Ian come over here and let me pluck that thoink, I can't bare to look at it any longer!"
"Ian come over here and let me pluck that thoink, I can't bare to look at it any longer!"
by Wayne Schmokamond December 29, 2007
Get the thoink mug.Slang for "thanks" or "thank you". Invented by a very odd group of young men in Southern California who toured throughout the United States with independent bands.
by Betamax DC November 4, 2008
Get the Thoinks mug.Andres desperately needed hit the gym, but instead his twoink-ass got pizza, wine, AND Sprinkles cupcakes instead.
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