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Touton

A food common in Newfoundland. It’s a piece of bread dough left to rise overnight and cooked with butter in a frying pan, usually a breakfast food and commonly served with tea and bacon
A: wanna make toutons?
B:hell yeah! I’ll run to sobey’s
by hongkongaton February 18, 2022
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tontonka

a female that has large boobs and/or a large ass.
Man, did you see that girl, she was TONTONKA!
by willk93 October 30, 2010
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Tontotomato

A beautiful girl who dresses up as big ugly red tomatoes in school plays.
Student A: Who's that hot chick dressed up as a Tontotomato?

Student B: I'm not sure, but isn't this play supposed to be MacBeth?
by Anonymous328 December 20, 2008
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toynton

to make a stupid comment that lacks common sense
'can we pop over the road to china?'
'where did the sun go?'
'i swear eggs have mayonnaise in them'
to which u reply, 'what a toynton', or 'u did a toynton'
by ant4laura June 22, 2006
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torton

A hairy midget that loves to get butt pummeled while listening to popular music.
After the concert, this torton and I spent an hour together and then he limped away regretfully.
by D. ROCKSTAR November 18, 2004
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Tinton Falls

PTA MOM CENTRAL...the place where mom jeans come to die!
(tinton falls)hey susan! did u go shopping??
no karen, i had no time...little bobby had a soccer game, baseball tryouts a karate tournement, and i had a pta meeting...
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by jshanadelleeer May 24, 2009
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ton-ton

Furry, white creature with spiral horns. Home planet of Hoth. A mix between a goat and a kangaroo.

1. A method of transportation in star wars: battlefront. Used in the icy tundras of Hoth to get around quickly. Very weak and prone to bouts of standing completely still trying to figure out how it survives without anything to eat but snow and ice.

2. A sleeping bag used to stay warm and cozy on the cold, wintry nights of Hoth. The problem with using a Ton-ton as a sleeping bag is that this often results in the death of the Ton-ton as vital organs and "stuff" gush out upon entering the gizzard of a Ton-ton. Also, the smell is pretty nasty, but what did you expect, a 4-star hotel?
1."OMFG!! 1t'5 4 FL337 0F 70N-70N!!"
"hey guys, let's give 'em a chance and ride in with Ton-ton's."

2."d00d! Fr33 M34l + C0zy 5L33P1NG 7h1NgY?1?!?1?! H0w 1 L0z3?"
"Hey! that my freikin Ton-ton! What are you...... o.O oh my god......"
by Bill Bailey July 29, 2008
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