fucking painful inflamation of your tonsils
makes you feel like your throat is giving birth every time you eat something
makes you feel like your throat is giving birth every time you eat something
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHHH TONSILLITIS
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An admonishment given to males with bad aim while passing micturition (pissing) into a regular sit-down toliet bowl.
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Get the pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet! mug.John Ronald Reuel Tolkien. Acclaimed British author and philologist. Born 1892, died 1973, aged 81. As well as holding the position of Professor of Anglo-Saxon at Oxford University twice, Tolkien authored what many consider to be the greatest book of the 20th Century, 'The Lord of the Rings'. His next most famous work is 'The Hobbit' and he also published various other poems and short stories. 'The Silmarillion' was published posthumously (based on previously unpublished work) by Tolkien's third son Christopher, along with 'The Letters Of J.R.R. Tolkien' and various other books dealing with Tolkien's mythology.
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Get the J.R.R. Tolkien mug.How some people might speak, write, or type the name of the musician, "John Denver".
I mean think about it. A john is another word for a toliet.
I mean think about it. A john is another word for a toliet.
Hey, didjya hear that Toliet Denver was on the radio this morning? Something about him putting cake on the griddle instead of in the oven and something about playing a violin.
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Get the tolson mug.I don't think warned people against marraige, he himself was a married Catholic.
People who say he was racist are just wrong. He wanted to create a mythology for England, 'cos they didn't really have one of their own ( check the facts, King Aurthur is a Welsh legend before the English nick him, Tolkien would have been well aware of this). As such, It would have been fairly hard to create a black/Asian charachter to fit an ancient/ near medievel english myth.
Anyway, back to definition, he was a writer who created the second highest selling book ever ( the first being the Bible), and a very good book it is too, the only people who say it's boring, are the ones who never read past the bit with Tom Bombadil.
People who say he was racist are just wrong. He wanted to create a mythology for England, 'cos they didn't really have one of their own ( check the facts, King Aurthur is a Welsh legend before the English nick him, Tolkien would have been well aware of this). As such, It would have been fairly hard to create a black/Asian charachter to fit an ancient/ near medievel english myth.
Anyway, back to definition, he was a writer who created the second highest selling book ever ( the first being the Bible), and a very good book it is too, the only people who say it's boring, are the ones who never read past the bit with Tom Bombadil.
Tolkien was an author
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