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tebowed out

The day after Tim Tebow wins a football game, and the only thing in sports news talked about is Tim Tebow.
"Dude did you hear about Tebow, he won the game for the Broncos?"
"Dude I have heard that all day long, I'm tebowed out."
by spartan4333 December 28, 2011
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Tebowlicism

To worship our Lord and Savior, Timothy Tebow, the creator of Earth and all inhabitants. The recogition that Tim Tebow is in fact Jesus Christ incarnate. Tebow/Jesus being left-handed just goes to show how wrong all you righties have been for 2000+ years.

You can easily convert to Tebowlicism by chopping off your right hand with a butter knife.
Hey Mateo! You see that picturesque Broncos quarterback on the TV box. I think I'm gonna convert to Tebowlicism. Get me a butter knife!
by Horny The Clown February 11, 2012
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Tobow carvcarv

When ya jaws uncontrollably gurning for some neg Sunday Din dins
Here man are we goin for a belta tobow carvcarv the neen I’m mega starvin
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Tebow

tee-boh verb -

1) to drop to one's knee, regardless of surroundings, bow one's head and pray to the Almighty that somehow you won't fuck up whatever it is you are doing

2) to randomly drop to one's knee and bow one's head - in the fashion of "professional" football player and "quarterback" Tim Tebow - in public settings (see also: planking & owling)
1) "He was totally blowing it with that chick, so he Tebowed. Somehow, he ended up nailing her."

2) "Dude, is that guy Tebowing in line for the ATM?"
by peopleoverprofits December 7, 2011
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Tebow Bagging

Tea bagging someone while doing the Tebow. Dropping your nuts in someones mouth while down on one knee, head down and fist to your forehead.
I Tebow bagged Mandi while she was passed out last night.

If anyone passes out early tonight I'm so going Tebow Bagging.
by Faster_b December 14, 2011
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Tebow Fatigue

groggy tired agitated state one is in when they have had more than enough Tim Tebow stories/hype on the TV, radio, and internet. ESPN is a large cause and side effect of this medical condition. Sadly, the only cure is Pacman Jones, hookers, and blow. See also: Skip Bayless

side effects include - not showing up until the last minute, allergies to alcohol and female body parts, prayer
Biff: Man, I love the Broncos, they are getting some LOOOOVE on ESPN.

Gary: Broncos? It's all about Tebow. I've totally got Tebow Fatigue. Let's go to the strip club and grab some food.
by ShawnKempIsMyDad December 17, 2011
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TeboWinning

The act of being a beast and winning because you want to.
Friend: Man I just got 69 girls' numbers in 69 minutes.
Me: Dude... TeboWinning
by Loofa Mayne November 27, 2011
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