toblerone tits

this is a woman of management position who is usually called elaine. She has tits that are so pointy and odd shaped that they look like giant toblerones,but lets be honest...i dont think too many people would want to eat them!! This 'oddity' uses her tits as weapons to protect her from staff she upsets, but just be warned elaine, you're tits can't protect you forever!

HELP, HELP! what's that coming out the office??
Oh thank god....it's just toblerone tits!

What do you call a woman who gives you a nervous breakdown?
toblerone tits!

by don't tell me you've forgot my name already? February 24, 2008

tobber

an insult used to describe someone who is generally very stupid, a cross between a tosser and a nobber

Jim: Seen that bloke over there?
Matt: Yeah. He's a complete cunting tobber

by Loulamoth July 17, 2009

Toblerone

A cum, diarrhea, and solid stool filled condom that is tied off at the end. Often used a Christmas present. Keeps well frozen. Can be used as a dildo.

Slang for taking a huge dump: Splitting a toblerone

I was slammin Mother Maggie with a frozen toblerone.

Mother Maggie split a toblerone so huge, Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton couldn't take the whole thing up the gary, so instead she let a Jamaican Raspberry after she took a choft.

by Shabombu Heaton November 12, 2004

tobbletin

Someone who is equivillant in the cool factor to adam blanchard

Samantha is not as tobbletin

by sam mamye January 11, 2008

toblertopp

A simp
Someone who plays minecraft hardcore
Needs help

Woah toblertopp is online playing minecraft as per

by Simpbeforelimps January 2, 2021

toblerone

the best chocolate ever. great triangular prism shape.

"Dude, I just munched on some great toblerone."
"You saw that new toblerone commercial?"

by tobleronemuncher69 June 22, 2022

The Twobbler

Best Twobbler you'll ever meet; Twobbling Extraordinaire

"That's The Twobbler over there. You'll never meet anyone else like him. That dude will put a tongue on you like no other. Leave you so cum-drunk you'll be catatonic. But you better make sure that vagina is nice and fresh."

by BRU5HY April 12, 2017