Toaster strudel

When banging a girl you nut inside her and then eat her box.

When I toaster strudeled that chick I came back up with icing on my chin

by Geoward91 April 7, 2022

90'S Toaster Strudel

The act of ejaculating into a VCR, inserting a VHS tape, and watching a full length feature film. Can only be done if the person who ejects the tape is unawares. Watching an entire film allows for the tape, and subsequently the ejaculate, to heat up. After the film ends the unsuspecting victim ejects the tape to reveal luke-warm frothy ejaculate on top of the tape and man-goo stretching from the VCR to the back of the tape as they pull it out. The goal however, is to have the victim pull out the tape to reveal a beautiful zig-zag jizz pattern on top of it. But much like with real toaster strudels the victim just gets the jizz all over their hands. No matter how hard you try to make it look like the commercials you always fuck it up. Common practice among Boomers.

Mark: Hey Kar...Karen! Let's watch Jurassic Park tonight.
Karen: Okay sweetie!
FILM ENDS
Mark: Hey Kar can you eject the tape my c6 and c7 are giving me trouble again tonight.
Karen: Sure honey.
Karen ejects the tape and gasps. The tape and her hands are now covered in Mark's jizz.
Karen: Oh Mark! Did you just 90's Toaster Strudel me! Oh not again sweety!

by bromatoesoup April 5, 2020

The Very Angry Strawberry Toaster Strudel

While bangin a chick vigorously while she has her period, some of the blood gets in the guys' dick and when he cums in her armpit, all the juices extract at once resembling a strawberry toaster strudel.

Chelsie: My arm's all sticky from The Very Angry Strawberry Toaster Strudel Nick delievered to me last night, and it won't wash off.

by Touchmy Strudel August 14, 2010

alabama toaster strudel

Similar to an alabama hot pocket. First shit in a girls vagina, then fuck her and cum on it.

I gave my sister and alabama toaster strudel last night. She then queefed and I had to eat it before my mom found it.

by Geordiehsc10 January 12, 2008

Toaster Strudel

When you are fucking a chick in the pussy or ass and you are about to cum, right? so you slap her on the back to make it "toasty" and jizz like a strudel on it

DONT BELIVE THE OTHER ONES tHIS ONE is ROGHT ;)

Last night gave her a toaster strudel and she stained the bed

by MAX PWNS October 26, 2007

toaster strudel

to swirl ur penis in a circle around a females tit while cumming aka frosting da strudel

yo wat up man dat girl really took dat toaster strudel hard

by icepik12345678910 June 30, 2010

toaster strudel

The act of jizzing on a girl's back after having sex with her doggy style.

After I fucked my bitch from behind, I gave her a toaster strudel.

by PocketRocket2021 September 25, 2011