captain

1)A foolish person.

2) One who has done a good thing; elite.

3) Generic term of reference for anyone.

1) You fucking Captain! Look what you did to my jeans!

2) Way to go, Captain!!

3) Wuzzup, Captain.

by Noodles February 20, 2003

captain

noun: a jackass or figure of authority worthy of slander

Hello Captian..er.. I mean officer.

by a lonley whore January 02, 2004

Captain

I really have never used this term but...I read a reference to it in regards to Steve McNair's murder.

Basically it sounds like another word for "sugar daddy". An older man who takes care of a younger woman by buying her things, paying bills for her, etc.

Every man I know has a little Captain in him. We see a pretty young thang working her way through nursing or cosmetology school and it's just in our nature to pay a cellphone bill, a car note or get her nails done.

by CapitalCityGoofball July 08, 2009

Captain

(n). An older, traditional term for a White boss.

"Captain, you need extra hands laying track on the number 3 rail line?"

by z-da-man November 08, 2013

Captain

Captain is a super energetic fun dog. Super adorable and lovable enough to make you never need a girlfriend/boyfriend. Captain is the best name for a dog!

Look at that cute dog his name must be Captain

by IAdmitThatImAWhore July 04, 2019

Captain

A term used for a person with special needs, disability enabled or handicapped; can be used to describe a challenging situation.

“That guy is captained”

“Park in the Captain carpark, nobody’s using it”

“That is a Captain idea mate”

by pornzi May 02, 2023

captain

The leader in a gay sex orgy, he often takes the more central role in the activities. The term 'captain' is often followed by a number denoting the number of parties involved.

The leader of a five man sex orgy would be known as 'captain5'.

by Rocko February 12, 2004