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Purple Tiptoes

When having intercourse standing up, the male retrieves his penis in time to ejaculate on the ground in front of the partner; who then shoves the partner through the newly created puddle, causing them to slip in it and fall and appear purple after being bruised severely.
My girlfriend looks like she got the shit beat out of her, but really, it was because I gave her purple tiptoes.
by buhooobs November 10, 2009
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Tipton, IN

Home of the Tipton County Pork Festival, but not much else. In fact, such a boring place for kids that it commonly has the highest teen pregnancy rate (per capita) in the state, b/c there isn't anything else to do.
Tom: Did you hear Sally is pregnant?

Jesse: Not a real shocker. She IS from Tipton, IN.
by Douche Baggins December 31, 2010
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tiptopped

when only the top of ones head is exposed to the shooter, and the shooter puts a bullet right through it. This requires superior accuracy, excpecially when shooting on the run or jumping.
OMG! I fucking tiptopped {-BaH-}Pic! What a booner!
by |B|ana|N|a November 28, 2004
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London Tipton

Drinking a shot that's been poured into a man's foreskin.

A very common occurrence in the UK among friends that play rugby.
William: Bruh he just done a London Tipton
George: He took a shot out of his cock? No way
by scotstee September 20, 2021
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The Tipton

The Tipton is The Main Hotel In The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, The Rival Hotel is St. Marks Hotel.
OMG A Real Life Hotel That's Called The Tipton Let's Check In!
by Seagulls Of Satan September 30, 2008
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Tipton, IN

A place in north central Indiana where there is not much to do, but hang out with great people and great friends.

Where people are so nice, and people arfe kind all the time.
We live in Tipton, IN, and there is nothing to do, but we love it. The Pork Festival is the greatest.
by midgetninja June 10, 2010
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Stanky tip toe

When you’ve gone to the toilet and finished your business, just to realise there is no toilet paper. So you have to walk out the bathroom to gather more rolls with your pants down just below crack level hoping no stinky business gets on your fresh threads and for some reason your tip toeing carefully not to arrouse suspicion of any one in the house.
Friend- I completely forgot to check for toilet paper before going to the lavatory the other day. So I had the pull of the greatest ‘stanky tip toe’ past my room mate while they were having a kip on the couch.
by Mrstealyo_husky March 14, 2018
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