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Tension Rod

1. A spring loaded, metal rod used to hang drapes and curtains.

2. An uptight, dick head of a douche bag. Usually your boss or ass wipe of a co-worker. Tension Rods cause undue stress and pressure in the workplace due to incompetence, mismanagement, laziness and poor performance.
Sandra hung her new curtains with a tension rod.

Frank's boss is the ultimate douche. He is what you might say, a real tension rod.
by Eaton Holgoode September 7, 2016
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Sexual Tension Solar System

(n.) A unit of one female and 4+ males that hangs out together. Held together because the girl is leading all of them on simultaneously.
Between classes, Meg received a massage from two members of her sexual tension solar system.
by nolandc August 31, 2019
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Tinisha Bora

The most amazing girl you will ever meet. She is so gorgeous and very nice too. Can sometimes be a brat. But it's ok because it's Tinisha!!! I love Tinisha
Person 1: "Dude did u see her?"
Person 2: "Ya man, she's such a Tinisha Bora"
by Bestieessss May 16, 2017
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sexual tension jellyfish

In a situation of intense sexual tension use the sexual tension jelly fish. It is a hand motion derived from the akward turtle and TMI turkey. To do the motion, pretend like you are scratching your cat. Wave your fingers forward and back, bending at the knuckles.
I was with my ex and his new girlfriend, so i did the sexual tension jellyfish.
by karaaaaaaaaaa April 3, 2008
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Denim Tension

Superior crotch protection formed by tension in the groin of your jeans, which is frequently a result of spread legs.
"Sorry man i didn't mean to hit you in the nuts with that tennis ball"
"It's all good man I had denim tension"
by cowtools February 9, 2010
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Tinnies in the park

by tinmaster January 30, 2023
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ZT - Zebular Tension

An abreviation for Zebular Tension, which when translated from Arabic it becomes Penile Tension.

Often used in settings where there’s more men then women. Example, If a room had 2 women and 5 men, ZT will be sensed amongst the males working to impress or gain the females attention, with notably high masculine tension coming from the penile are.

ZT, can also be synonymous for high simping in hopes of a crumb of pussy.

Also to happens to be a good way to call out your homies or random dudes when they’re acting over the top in the presence of a female or females.

- Zebular Tension was originated by a group of Libyan Canadian friends in Vancouver in year 2013 and it happened by chance when there were 4 guys and one lady in a living room, all 4 men seemed to be competing for the ladies attention.
Yo man, I went to the party last night and it was a bunch of man’s suffering high ZT, I left.

You can sense the ZT - Zebular Tension in the room bro, I’m out of this one.

Bro, that dude Yousef has high ZT around those girl, dudes kinda lame.
by Momomandem February 19, 2022
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