timposter

A celtic fan on facistfacist.com, or infact anyone with half a brain on facistfacist.com.

Bearloyalwatp : we caused one hell of a riot in manchester byraway!

Grandmaster_suckscock : goodbye timposter, we all know it was naughty chelsea fans in rangers tops.

Red-white-andsmellsofshite : jog on timmy. The famines over, cept in ma hoose cos a spent ma giro dwn the glassy last nite!

by TIMPOSTER October 17, 2008

Timism

The ability to start over and over and over and over again, without ever learning anything

you get caught, you try again, same shit, different state

by smarterthanthat May 5, 2004

Timpin

smelly ,sour or disgusting

That pie i had earlier was pure timpin.

Did you see that guys face, its was timpin.

by l4v4man October 23, 2008

Timpson

A dumb or lame statement. Something that is derrived or originated from something incompentant and or igsignificant other words not worth metioning. A waste of time, breath and effort.

"Yo mama so black that burnt rubber is related to her!"
That's a timpson.

by opostle1234 September 6, 2010

tempistol

(v) When something is so dumbly stupid you raise your index finger to your temple, with your thumb outstretched, and make a "pgweeeeeuuuw" sound.

Derived from the words 'temple' and 'pistol', this word appears to have first originated among software engineers in Cape Town, South Africa.

When he sees this I'm sure he will tempistol himself.

You must be having a rough day, you've been tempistoling yourself all day.

She tempistolled herself. Turned. And walked away.

by The Wald September 18, 2013

Timism

otherwise known as a Clapham, this is where someone requests a stupid change to software

What do you mean they want the software to also make their toast in a morning? That is just a Timism

by UrbanAnthonycdwsqdUrbanAnthony May 10, 2018

Timis

Timis is a retarded but genuine guy, he will give his all but never put any thought into any of his actions. He’s a loyal guy but he literally has no brain cells left in him. A guy called Timis is almost always lanky but somehow manages to be short. Somehow Timis is literally all the time raging but we all love Timis because he makes us laugh at how fat he is

Oh fuck Timis has got on the wrong bus

by user1231105 February 5, 2020