timeline rape

signing on to facebook and making the horrifying discovery that, despite your protests, your profile has been switched over to the new timeline.

me: "so i hear everyone's getting automatically switched to timeline over the next few weeks, whether we like it or not. this is pure timeline rape."

antoine dodson: "they's rapin' errybody out here!"

by MalaMackice August 8, 2012

Omega Timeline

This is part of the Undertale multiverse. This is a mostly white timeline originally void of life until discovered by Core-Frisk and made into a home for Genocide survivors and random characters from different AU's. The only way to enter it is through the thought of going to the timeline.

"Hey have you been to the Omega Timeline? Its really nice there."

by iStarOnline July 30, 2016

dank timeline

The best of the happenings.

"Hey Barack, why don't you bring in $65K worth of Hot Dogs?? It'll go great with this walnut sauce! Dank timeline, here we cum..."

by Peter Plopper January 18, 2017

Dating Timeline

what you use in your head to figure out when you and your bf/gf will hit each base.

according to my dating timeline, i'll probably f**k him in a month or two.

by elliebellie2323 August 19, 2011

timelia

another word for the winner.
usually has a lot of friends, is funny and gives good advice.
all-round, the best person in the world.

"timelia is a winner"

by anonymous September 15, 2020

timelining

To compose a timeline.

I was timelining chapter 2 for World History.

by Laura K September 11, 2005

timelimit

The nickname of a guy that lasts so long the girl gets so bored she either

1. finds something to keep herself entertained
2. makes him get off her and leaves
3. passes out/falls asleep while he is still going.

Usually caused by "whiskey dick"

Timelimit took so long last night that I passed out then woke up half an hour later to him still going.

by Brett Premie March 15, 2011