(cap)tion

A social media (typically IG) caption that is blatantly false aka all cap

Did you see Jay's post? He's spending the week in Paris
- Man no way, he's on a layover, don't believe the (cap)tion

by mickdre October 28, 2021

Tion Official

Someone who is retarded so they can earn a living but in reality they suck.

"Hey! Wanna read Tion Official's book?"
"Hell no."

by Pendusoimhg November 29, 2020

infor-shea-tion

Useless information, or a bunch of shit, that no one cares about. Most of the time performed by a speech impaired douche bag.

Shea - Did you know that wacecaw spewed backwawds is wacecaw?

Robert Kirk - That's some infor-shea-tion for you.

by douche central April 03, 2008

Con-fuck-tion

Confucktion

Con-fuck-tion That is the worst confucktion I have ever heard.

by Babygirlchelle79 December 07, 2018

E•MO•TION

That Carly Rae Jepsen album that got robbed of a 2015 AOTY nomination and quietly flopped even though it's better than most pop albums and it aged like red wine.

Sara: You heard that Taylor Swift 1989 album?

Alfred: Yuh, but I like E•MO•TION more since it sounds better.

Sara: You're fucking gay, aren't you?

Alfred: And nobody should give a shit.

Sara: Oh I'm sorry, but is it actually that great?

Alfred: yep, being gay and a Carly Rae Jepsen fan is great!

Sara: Oooh, that's hot.

Alfred: Yuh?

by da4ssfück3r July 09, 2021

situ-bae-tion

When you're in a messy situation with bae. Can be used when you and bae are fighting, bae is seeing another person, etc.

Bae: *flirts with dat bitch*
Girl 1: OMG, wtf is wrong with bae?????
Girls 2, 3, and 4: OMG!!!!! ______ is cheating on his GF!!!!!!
You: Gosh darn it, bae is SUCH an a-hole.

Girl 2: Oh my gosh I feel so bad for you!
Girl 1: Cheating boyfriend? Girl, you got yourself a real situ-bae-tion.

by think on it September 12, 2017

E-tion

ONF fashion Leader

Bias ni Rana sa ONF

E-tion is Chang-dol

by MiracleKeuri March 06, 2022