by Hbgnbhnnnn September 23, 2019
When you want to break up with someone, this after-coitus act will ensure its done:
after intercourse, while they are sleeping (keep in mind this is at their place), take a bunch of fecal matter and place it on the fan above this person. It works better if the fecal matter is wet, but if it is dry, simply wet the fanblade.
In the final stage, after spreading the feces and moving yourself and your items out of the way, flick the light on and off and turn on the fan.
Scream "THUNDERSTORM!" and get the hell out of there.
Sprinkles of fecal matter will be ALL over your exes belongings, thus making a clean break.
after intercourse, while they are sleeping (keep in mind this is at their place), take a bunch of fecal matter and place it on the fan above this person. It works better if the fecal matter is wet, but if it is dry, simply wet the fanblade.
In the final stage, after spreading the feces and moving yourself and your items out of the way, flick the light on and off and turn on the fan.
Scream "THUNDERSTORM!" and get the hell out of there.
Sprinkles of fecal matter will be ALL over your exes belongings, thus making a clean break.
Kenny: you know that fat bitch linda who's been sweating me for the past month?
Me: Oh No, you didn't have sex with her did you?
Kenny: Yeah, but it's okay cuz I pulled a Dirty Thunderstorm on her after we finished. I Made It Rain!!!
Me: You sick Bastard! (Laugh)
Me: Oh No, you didn't have sex with her did you?
Kenny: Yeah, but it's okay cuz I pulled a Dirty Thunderstorm on her after we finished. I Made It Rain!!!
Me: You sick Bastard! (Laugh)
by keifer alexander kennings May 22, 2008
The act of tatty bangin a big breasted broad while pinching a loaf onto said lover's chest and simultaneously drowning her face with an immense amount of urine.
by Ernesto July 16, 2004
After celebrating the previous evening with a golden shower and a trip to Taco Bell my woman gave me a brown thunderstorm.
by Jango62301 July 1, 2012
After ejaculating on your partner's face, throw a bowl of simmering curry onto their face, and then proceed to cock slap them.
My girlfriend was feeling very sad after her grandmother had just died, so i decided to cheer her up with a hindu thunderstorm.
by idropkickhelicopters August 16, 2011
Let me tell you about the last time I ever got my salad tossed. I was trying to hold in a fart and my girlfriend started tongue punching me and that fart just slipped out. She screamed "Oh my god you just farted in my mouth!!!" You should have seen the look on her face, it was a real puzzle in a thunderstorm. (true story).
by Monkeyscaper February 5, 2016
When you jizz on the end of an umbrella and then open it to where the semen flies onto a close relatives face.
"Me and my sister where in the bedroom getting busy so i got the umbrella and gave her a West Virginia Thunderstorm.
by Guillermo Pistol Dragon November 9, 2011