Crowning the Throne

Struggling on the toilet to release a turd. One achieves crowning, but unable to do a full release. Pushing may or may not result in a partial pinch.

Roger clearly realized he was constipated bad when he was on the crapper for over an hour Crowning the Throne.

by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2016

porcelain throne

A fancy term for a toilet.

I had to drop a duece on the porcelain throne.

by Ryan April 28, 2007

Bone Throne

A place for a female to sit that comprises a man's lap and, specifically, his erect manhood. Use of this phrase usually implies that more than just sitting (namely, boning) is underway.

Alex's sister is hot! I may have to let her sit on the Bone Throne.

by Nicholas A. B. June 30, 2008

Thronesing

Spending a Sunday night having a couple drinks with your friends while you all hate watch your favourite tv show.

“We thronesing this week?”
“Hells yeah it’s the last episode so we are morally obligated to in some way I guess.”

by Junot May 10, 2019

Thrower

An individual “gamer” who plays games such as Overwatch or Rainbow Six Seige with the intent of causing his/her team to lose. Typically they sit around and do nothing productive and troll the team for their own entertainment. Or, they do it as a form of rage quitting.

Teammate: That guy, gamertag is a thrower! We’re gonna lose!

by urbanluckyo March 10, 2018

bolt thrower

Very old, respected, and good death metal band...
Music too good for the faggots sitting in their rooms jerking off to MTV.

Bolt Thrower was excellent last night

by larstait October 10, 2003

thronegasm

The heart pounding excitement and loin draining satisfaction one gets when reading an epic chapter from George RR Martin's "Song of Ice and Fire" or watching your favorite scene come to life in HBO's "Game of Thrones" TV series.

"Did you catch the new trailer with the Red Viper?"
"I did. Best scene in the entire book series! Had a thronegasm!"

"Did you get to the Astapor chapter yet"?
"Oh yeah. I had multiple thronegasms. Sploosh!"

by snackD January 10, 2014