Throated

When you accidentally swallow something the wrong way and it slices your throat all the way down and you feel like you're dying.

"Dude I accidentally throated a chip yesterday. It hurt a lot."

by fetus--crusher87 December 27, 2021

throatlet

the opposite of a throat goat

person a: did you see how noah took forever to drink that protein shake?
person b: yeah he's a throatlet fuckwad

by masonlogx November 10, 2022

Throatmeal

When one person feeds another semen first thing in the morning. Another and more appropriate form of breakfast in bed.

He was going to wake up early and make her French toast, but decided against it when he remembered her favorite morning treat is throatmeal.

by CP Felony July 29, 2023

Throatmeal

When a bitch is giving you head and you make her throw up but keep your dick in her throat

Yo this chick named Venessa was giving me head and she puked in her throat but I didn’t take my dick out i totally throatmealed her

by AccessGxld April 20, 2024

Throater

Hotdog

“Hey man, I’m going to head down to Cumberland Farms and pickup a throater. Do you want one?”

by SantaIsReal19 January 16, 2026

french throatie

when your dick is crusty from a lack of proper hygiene, and a partner goes down on it like a similarly-crusty baguette

Dat girl gave a good french throatie

by the-france-fucker January 4, 2018

Tea Throated

The act of inserting testosterone (commonly used in hormone replacement therapy) into one's juul and "vaping". The method is not medically recommended makes one look hella cool in front of one's dudebro friends.

"Man he's hardcore, he just tea throated and then smashed Sally."

by bonding ritual May 27, 2018