A Three Point Piss happens when a guy is sitting down to take a dump and realizes he's gotta take a leak. Depending on the placement of his wang and the available space between the toilet seat and the toilet itself, sometimes a direct spray will split the uprights between the seat and the toilet- spraying piss all over your pants.
Dude, I gotta go home and change. There's too much space in between the toilet seat and the toilet and I three point pissed all over my khakis.
by Johnson Wangson April 16, 2009
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You can easily see the emos and scene kids sitting in a large group under a tree or around one of the palm trees.
They are often taken advantaged of.
If you do see a scene kid you may feel the need to vomit as they are far worse than emos.
This is what grinds me gears more than anything.
You can easily see the emos and scene kids sitting in a large group under a tree or around one of the palm trees.
They are often taken advantaged of.
If you do see a scene kid you may feel the need to vomit as they are far worse than emos.
This is what grinds me gears more than anything.
Fatley Affliction *hearts* CHRIS CHAOS: r we still meeting @ flinderz @ 12?
Somedumbassemo:totez, do u have ur booze for three palms? Ily <3
Fatley Affliction *hearts* CHRIS CHAOS:omg!1 will jus get beau or sumfin to get it for us! Coz his hawt and luffs us and everythin'. Mayb we can buy some weed of sum1 aswell for a ridiculus price becoz we'd get ripped off anyway for being a dirty scenexcore kent.
Somedumbassemo: .....see u there! Rawr. Ily <333
Somedumbassemo:totez, do u have ur booze for three palms? Ily <3
Fatley Affliction *hearts* CHRIS CHAOS:omg!1 will jus get beau or sumfin to get it for us! Coz his hawt and luffs us and everythin'. Mayb we can buy some weed of sum1 aswell for a ridiculus price becoz we'd get ripped off anyway for being a dirty scenexcore kent.
Somedumbassemo: .....see u there! Rawr. Ily <333
by you'll never find me. February 2, 2008
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When a male receives the acts of fellatio, a testicle rub and a rim job all in one act of foreplay, though not necessarily simultaneously.
"So did you hook up with _____ like you said you would?"
"Nah, dude, but I did get me a three piece dinner, though."
"Nah, dude, but I did get me a three piece dinner, though."
by Saul Rosenthal January 2, 2009
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"Three pedals," from left to right: Clutch, Brake, Accelerator.
"Two-step": Ordinarily, a couples' dance step.
"Three pedals," from left to right: Clutch, Brake, Accelerator.
"Two-step": Ordinarily, a couples' dance step.
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Normal People:
N: Hey, how's it going?
M: Not much
N(internally): I'm going to die alone and unloved
Socially Awkward
N: Hi, anybody there :P ?
M: Not much
N (internally): I am a cool, funny and valid human being
N: Hey, how's it going?
M: Not much
N(internally): I'm going to die alone and unloved
Socially Awkward
N: Hi, anybody there :P ?
M: Not much
N (internally): I am a cool, funny and valid human being
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Get the Hi, anybody there :P ? mug.Term used to describe turning something on and off at the mains. Especially useful if you are an engineer and want to 'big up' your work when you have fixed a computer system or router etc.
Differs from a Two pin reset which is to turn a battery operated object on and off (like a mobile phone)
Differs from a Two pin reset which is to turn a battery operated object on and off (like a mobile phone)
I've performed a three pin reset on your 'wireless router' sir, which seems to have cured the problem.
Your friend rings up with a problem on his PC and you recommend they do a 3 pin reset.
Your friend rings up with a problem on his PC and you recommend they do a 3 pin reset.
by Slimeburger October 13, 2007
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