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Tynan Typewriter

The act of inserting a single finger into ones vagina and anus at an alternating pace, like typing on a typewriter.
My mrs asked for one in the bum while I was fingering her, so I gave her the Tynan Typewriter.
by Ciggotsucker May 10, 2017
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Miami Typewriter

When one does a line of cocaine off the back of an iguana but instead of sliding one's face, you slide the iguana under your nose. After doing so, one rotates the iguana and slides it back to the other side of their face (as if resetting a typewriter) and then does another line of cocaine off of the iguana. The process is repeated as many times as needed.
Everyone was really tired from working an overnight shift, so they did a few Miami Typewriters to keep from falling asleep.
by AssetMgr September 21, 2018
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TheWildNinja

He's a Small YouTuber BUT one day HOPEFULLY he'll gain more than anyone in YouTube. *CROSS YOUR FINGERS*, that comes through!!! Also Please why not go ahead and click the SUBSCRIBE button on his channel please & please.
It's called: TheWildNinja GO SUBSCRIBE!
Some guy WHO makes YOUTUBE videos, JUST GO & SUBSCRIBE! Channel Name: TheWildNinja
by Mr.BeastSixThousand October 21, 2019
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typewriter

The act of pinning someone down, and using the tips of your fingers to type on their upper chest, tickling them tremendously.
"Bob, if you don't be quiet, I'm going to have to typewriter you!"
by Sally Joe December 17, 2007
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Tapeworm

That really fucked up poop that it is long, thin, and curvy. It looks like a damn tapeworm.
Today I thought I shit a tapeworm, but then I realized it was just my crap.
by Kum-Twat October 1, 2013
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i'd take it if someone threw it at me

what you would say if there is something that is cool enough that you want...but not enough to go out and buy it
aleks: that cd looks good
me: yeah, i'd take it if someone threw it at me
by zach nann September 5, 2005
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