Shift at Thorntons 

A way of telling people you need to defecate quite a lot of matter without being overly disgusting.

Hey guys I will be right back, got a shift at Thorntons.

Shift at Thorntons by Welshasian February 22, 2012

Jack Adam Thornton 

A very sweet and lovable guy who deserves the world and to be loved by everyone and anyone who puts time forth into keeping his happiness. His smile like the sun and his eyes like the stars. Very trustworthy and can be a real memester!! Once you have him,don’t ever let him go because you’ll be a dumbass if you do. Show him the love he deserves and don’t let him forget how much you love him

“Weooowww whata daddy”😻 his name must be Jack Adam Thornton

Jack Adam Thornton by Jackityjizz21 June 20, 2018

Thornton Junior High 

A place where bitches jump on milk cartons and moan in the back of the class thinking it's funny

Why are there so many short people at Thornton Junior High?

Bro shut the fuck up you're 5'4

Thornton Junior High by imusingthisnamesorry September 28, 2021

thornton 

a prolonged painful irritation that is too big to be removed by conventional means.

my god you're constant whining is like a thornton in my side

thornton by anonymoos2315 October 17, 2006

Billy Bob Thornton

A burned-out hack of a two-bit actor who smokes both weed and the pole constantly while espousing irrelevant answers during interviews about how small his wang is.

Man, I saw Billy Bob Thornton on that interview last night, and once again, he proceeded to Billy Bob Thornton all over the stage with lots of Billy Bob Thornton answers. What a douche

"I have no penis!" - Bily sic Bob Thornton

"If you wouldn't say it to Tom Petty, you shouldn't say it to me, BILLY BOB THORNTIN sic." - Billy Boob sic Thornton

Billy Bob Thornton by Shiggity & Trionna April 22, 2009

Joe Thornton 

The greatest choker of all time.

Joe Thornton shoots! And he hit the crossbar!

Joe Thornton by Drew Remenda April 20, 2010

Thorntonites 

Students or alumni of Silver Spring's small Quaker school...usually fans of alternitive music, weird fashion styles, and attendees of therapy,rehab,etc. Often fun, frequently caring, and always surprising. `

See that kid with all the piercings selling food out of a suitcase? He's like such a Thorntonite.

Thorntonites by vanessa January 21, 2005