thieving gypsy bastards

Fairly self-explanatory, I thought. Unseen or unknown person who steals petty things like pens and penny coins. Not to be confused with black holes.

"Thieving gypsy bastards!"

by Mr Ben February 9, 2005

thieves with badges

NARCS, POLICE, ETC. ANY ONE WEARING A BADGE WHO HAS BEEN GRANTED WAY TO MUCH AUTHORITY WHO ROBS YOU OF ALL YOUR MONEY AND ANY PROPERTY OF YOURS THAT THEY WANT TO HAVE FOR THEIR OWN.

NARCS ARE NOTHING MORE THAN THIEVES WITH BADGES

by Babe in the woods September 1, 2009

baby thieves

Nasty people that steal babies from their mummas and pappas at hospital by claiming that their mummas and pappas are hopeless human specimens. But really they all know that they are just 'con artists' who have one aim and that is making lots and lots of MONEY!!!!! These people have little regard for the future of their soul or their impact upon humanity at large. They tend to slowly get eaten from the inside by microscopic bugs and die from cancers of various sorts and when they get to death, they are rejected into heaven because the angels all point out to them that they caused earth to become a much worse place because they were sooo greedy. Then they spend the next 1000 years wishing they hadn't been so nasty and greedy and superficial.

Day in the life of baby thieves...

Baby thief 1 - This mumma is so stupid we will all be driving BMW's because of her!!!
Baby thief 2 - Yeah she is an absolute pushover!!! So is her dadda! I can't wait to drive a BMW!

Later...
Baby thief 1 - I don't feel so well and now the doctor says I am going to die in 2 weeks.

by wordfromyamumma January 16, 2014

thieved

stolen or straight up jacked.

My iPod got thieved when I wasn't looking.

by Collin Walch December 19, 2007

Thieving Cunt

A vessel of deceit and evil, quite often
close to those who they steal and pillage from, manipulative and unacceptable,

"that Robbie is a thieving cunt!"

by Championnotruby September 23, 2018

Liars, Thieves and Whores

A term used in California to describe the State Legislature which is owned by public employee unions.

Those Liars, Thieves and Whores in Sacramento just gave the prison guards another unaffordable, overly generous benefit.

by PissedOffVoter November 6, 2012

thievery

To be, and to engage in the act of thieving.

I hate you and your thievery.

by D4RK H3LM37 February 6, 2004