baby thieves

Nasty people that steal babies from their mummas and pappas at hospital by claiming that their mummas and pappas are hopeless human specimens. But really they all know that they are just 'con artists' who have one aim and that is making lots and lots of MONEY!!!!! These people have little regard for the future of their soul or their impact upon humanity at large. They tend to slowly get eaten from the inside by microscopic bugs and die from cancers of various sorts and when they get to death, they are rejected into heaven because the angels all point out to them that they caused earth to become a much worse place because they were sooo greedy. Then they spend the next 1000 years wishing they hadn't been so nasty and greedy and superficial.

Day in the life of baby thieves...

Baby thief 1 - This mumma is so stupid we will all be driving BMW's because of her!!!
Baby thief 2 - Yeah she is an absolute pushover!!! So is her dadda! I can't wait to drive a BMW!

Later...
Baby thief 1 - I don't feel so well and now the doctor says I am going to die in 2 weeks.

by wordfromyamumma January 16, 2014

thieved

stolen or straight up jacked.

My iPod got thieved when I wasn't looking.

by Collin Walch December 19, 2007

Tiebe

The best person you'll ever meet. He's the sweetest, loving and most caring boy you'll ever find and meet. If you have a Tiebe in your life, you can call yourself very lucky and you'll have to do everything to keep him! He can be such an amazing boyfriend, he's very funny but you'll have to understand it... He's such an handsome guy! He's someone to look up to. He will always keep his family, friends and girlfriend happy! You're very lucky if you know a Tiebe, the best person you'll ever know and will have in your life. He's someone that you'll love and remember for the rest of your life..

I'm so happy that I have Tiebe in my life!

by lxchel August 28, 2017

Liars, Thieves and Whores

A term used in California to describe the State Legislature which is owned by public employee unions.

Those Liars, Thieves and Whores in Sacramento just gave the prison guards another unaffordable, overly generous benefit.

by PissedOffVoter November 6, 2012

thievery

To be, and to engage in the act of thieving.

I hate you and your thievery.

by D4RK H3LM37 February 6, 2004

thiefed

1) usually defined as being robbed; mainly seen in games.
2) Also used to determine 'Ownage' or 'Pawnage'.

1) "Omg I just gotz thiefed by that sexy ninja yonder!!11 All my money gonz nowz. ;_;"

by Crazy pie ninja April 8, 2005

thieve

to steal, rob, or boost.

Where you get all dat bling? You ain't got no job.
I thieved it from that punk across the street!

by TheConcierge September 15, 2006