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theresasmassage 

When you go to an Asian massage parlor for a "massage" and they try giving you the 4 finger jammer in your fue.
I see you went to Happy Hands and got the Theresasmassage. How was it? Relaxing and did you follow it up with a shampoo with Suave?

neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup.

Moxxie's first coffee order from Helluva Boss episode 6, "Truth seekers"
"what do you want mox?", " I'll have a neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup. they always spell it foxy or Roxy, i hate that. If you cant handle that i'll have a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."

St. Mother Teresa CES 

St Mother Teresa CES is a closed school in Markham, but when it was open it had a shit basketball team and a pretty good volleyball team. The principal was lowkey a pedophile and the only good teachers there were Mr.Nat and Mr.Sunn. The legend Andre De Grasse attended this school and the kids flex on everyone else because of it. In the mornings you can see old Asian people doing Tai Chi in the yard and you can hear their music from a mile away. The school has only won two track and fields which says a lot but whatever. Overall the school was fun and stuff.
person 1: hey bro have you heard of st. mother teresa ces?
person 2: yeah sadly that school closed down, it was apparently fun and everything.

Oh Shoot! Yo Theres Vigilante 

The phrase said when the presence of Vigilante is known. The Vigilante is the man that stands up on the 4th floor of his apartment complex and surveys the region all night. It is guessed that he does it to relax and chill, but in the meantime, he keeps the neighborhood safe. Everyone walking on the streets below know who he is, but do not know his identity. He is usually leaning forward on the balcony and looking around.
Guy 1: Yo its mah boy!

Guy 2: Yo what up
Guy 1: *looks up* Oh Shoot! Theres Vigilante
Guy 1: Oh Shoot! Yo theres vigilante

Guy 3: Yo hes still there, he was there all night the other night.

Guy 1: The Vigilante

theres always two ends to one sausage 

This is the ultimate saying that the legend samuel baxter came up with
it makes people think therefore they shut up say it to batty men
God didnt you know theres always two ends to one sausage

im wondering if theres a limit to the words you can include in a dictionary, like seriously.

when you are im wondering if theres a limit to the words you can include in a dictionary, like seriously.

if you are feeling like im wondering if theres a limit to the words you can include in a dictionary, like seriously. you should run for your life.
im wondering if theres a limit to the words you can include in a dictionary, like seriously.