A very rare technique used in handjobs, most women dont know. Usually handjobs arent great , but the doorknob makes it great. It's a method of using all 5 digits and twisting and screwing the head of the penis with lube of some sort. It looks like someone trying to open a doorknob with a greasy hand. Feels amazing.
by Mcgwicko May 24, 2021
Get the the doorknob technique mug.A sort of self defense mechanism used when someone shows interest in you
(Usually derived off ones insecurity’s)
Ex:
>Talk to anon
>Find out anon likes you
>>Think you are not good enough
>>>Proceed to purposefully make your self less desirable
>Last read 8 weeks ago
Similar to that of a skunk , if you get too close , the wretched smell will make want to get away from it
(Usually derived off ones insecurity’s)
Ex:
>Talk to anon
>Find out anon likes you
>>Think you are not good enough
>>>Proceed to purposefully make your self less desirable
>Last read 8 weeks ago
Similar to that of a skunk , if you get too close , the wretched smell will make want to get away from it
by BigFard July 28, 2021
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Get the the giyuu technique mug."Bro if she's so annoying just use The Bendaj Technique on her."
"You're really gonna break my trust like that?" "Huh? Whatchu talking about?"
"You're really gonna break my trust like that?" "Huh? Whatchu talking about?"
by james82192 September 20, 2023
Get the The Bendaj Technique mug.A medical procedure commonly used by chiropractors. Often guised as a real method of relaxing the patients muscles, the Graston Technique is actually a form of anal intercourse between the patient and said practitioner.
The Graston Technique, was first innovated by John H. Graston, the first openly homosexual Chiropractor in the year 1963.
Joe Campbell has been noted with popularizing the technique in the modern Chiropractic era.
The Graston Technique, was first innovated by John H. Graston, the first openly homosexual Chiropractor in the year 1963.
Joe Campbell has been noted with popularizing the technique in the modern Chiropractic era.
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Get the the squirrel technique mug.When a gentlemen decides to enter the masturbatory stage of his day, he may decide to deploy the homo sapien style (standing up) only to realize his t-shirt drops down into penile range. To avoid ejaculate or any lubratory means being transferred onto ones personnel, the ninja technique is engaged by whipping the front flap of the t-shirt over the head to create a warm, stylish, and protective measure against the army of unbelievable stickiness.
Policeman 1: "We found this fine young lad frozen to death here in the arctic tundra'.
Policeman 2: "It looks like he's been out here for weeks and missed the warm soothing touch of a woman, and decided to literally take matters into his own hands".
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Policeman 1: "Poor, poor, uninformed bastard".
Policeman 2: "It looks like he's been out here for weeks and missed the warm soothing touch of a woman, and decided to literally take matters into his own hands".
Policeman 1: "Correctomundo. If only he had a mentor to teach him the ways of the masturbating ninja technique, he might have pulled through".
Policeman 2: "Hey! Yeah that's true. If only he kept his shirt flipped over his head with his shoulders covered instead of taking it completely off, he'd still be here today".
Policeman 1: "Poor, poor, uninformed bastard".
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