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Shadow The Hedgehog Syndrome 

When an a movie/game franchise attempts to appeal to an angsty teen audience by making their newest title as gritty and edgy as possible, even if it contrasts with the tone of the rest of the franchise. Generally, this poor attempt at being relevent rarely is successful.
Dude, did you see how edgy that new Venom movie is! It's pure Shadow The Hedgehog Syndrome!
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The Notebook Syndrome 

the prolonged after-effects of watching this romance movie 'The Notebook'.

Symptoms inlcude:

Feeling mushy and sappy

Believing that, men are romantic and compassionate and will give their lives for their women. Men do not posses these abilities or thoughts. They are not thinking about you and your feelings constantly.

Longing and looking for an ever-loving, deovted guy like the Notebook's lover dude 'Noah', that would barely or rarely exist, and staying miserably heart-broken over not finding such kind!
Girl (sobbingly) : Will you love me like the guy in Notebook?

Boy: Damn! You've got 'The Notebook Syndrome'
Just Get Over it! =/

Girl1: I'm extremely worried about my friend's state of mind. she cant think of anything else other than finding the unreal and non-existent love in her life!
Girl2: Shit happens! She having the Notebook Syndrome, she should better Get a Life!
The Notebook Syndrome by orchidz89 September 9, 2010

The Drop Syndrome 

When a song has an awesome build up to the drop and then ruins it all when the drop actually happens.
*listening to music that's about to hit the drop*

Guy1: "Holy shit this song is freaking amazing!"
Guy2: "I cannot wait to see what happens after the drop."

*Song ruins itself with shitty music after the drop*

Guy1: "Dafuq is this?"
Guy2: "This song has The Drop Syndrome. :( "
The Drop Syndrome by viper Infinity September 6, 2014

The Klibanov Syndrome 

Occurs when a guy simps for a girl. He then decides to make a move. The girl then answers that he's her "Plan B" and that she's dating someone else for now. Thus, misleading the simp to think that she's actually dating someone at the moment, and will quit dating him soon for him.
Then, the simp discovers he's not the first to hear that answer from that girl.
Likely to happen to chubby delusional high-schoolers.
Oh, is that what she told you too?
It must be The Klibanov Syndrome.

Gorilla in the Mirror Syndrome 

Gorilla in the Mirror Syndrome or GOMS is when try and have a serious argument with someone, but they don't fully understand the reason for the position or assume you're position is different to what it actually is and think you're position is just selfish, vindictive or evil and carry on arguing with you based what they think you're position is rather than what it actually is. Quickly dismissing every point you, no matter how carefully it's done.

An example is Cathy Newman when interviewing Jordan Perterson.

Taken from the theory that Gorillas probably are self-aware like the other great apes, however when a Gorilla is shown a mirror it will just continuously attack it before it has a chance to realise what its actually looking at.
She's not listening to you, she has Gorilla in the mirror syndrome.

toast of the town syndrome 

Ultra-rare occurence of being exceedingly charming, while at the same time being blindingly drunk. Gives sufferers the ability to get away with behavior that would otherwise be considered socially retarded.
Those three hot drunk guys must have toast of the town syndrome.
toast of the town syndrome by TC October 1, 2003

the basement syndrome 

to have a perfectly normal human being walk into a finished basement with random gaming consoles and computers, just to emerge a lazy ass, natural light hating, racist douche bag.
Before the Basement Syndrome kicked in Buddy used to run track and like black people, but since he went into the basement all he does is sit on the computer and complain about dem new "ni**as" at work.


Them-How long has the Dark Knight been playing?

You- I don't know.

Them-Than why don't you change it?

You-I cant its to fare away.

Them-But your a foot away from the remote.

You-Your moms a foot away from the remote.

The basement is so racist even the KKK would walk do the stairs and say "to hell with this bullshit"