The Fuckening

Not hitting a feature on the pokies while landing 2 of 3 feature reels whilst 5 of 6 money feature symbols appear.

‘SLAP’ “I think we’re on here boys!” (Above happens) “ahhhhh the fuckening” ‘SLAP Intensity's’

by Sparkylad May 18, 2023

The Fuckening

When you have been on a dry spell for some time and you suddenly smash multiple women within a small timeframe.
Also: That time of the year when they gonna learn.

Hey, bro. What’s going on? Any plans for the weekend? THE FUCKENING. It begins!

by Papiriki December 6, 2024

THE FUCKENING

When you are in a good mood after finishing work, and you realise you have more left to complete.

Why is there more work!? Oh man it's THE FUCKENING.

by user923048234 May 30, 2024

The Fuckening

When nothing can go right, it is called The Fuckening. You can never escape the Fuckening, just grip down and hang on.

Parr Rd is the Fuckening

Parr Rd is the Birth Place of the Fuckening, you wait everyday for the moment that shit hits the fan

by DillyDilly2225 April 11, 2025

the fuckening

This word was first used for the moment a good day turns bad ("ahh there it is the fuckening"). Now it can also be the moment a movie turns woke, often preceded by early signs.

"Wow, that is such a cool guy!"
"Hmm, he is a bit too cool, suspicious..."
(Cool guy starts making our with another man)
"Ahh there you have it, the fuckening. This is another pro-LGBT-propaganda movie."

by 5000daysOn9gag April 15, 2026

thickenin' the sickenin'

This is what happens when you intentionally drink more alcohol than you necessary and thereby increasing your hangover rating to an uncomfortable level that may prevent anything decent from happening the next few days.

Louie: "Hey! Pass me that tequila and give me that Mad Dog! I wasted and it's great!"
Leroy: "Dude! Slow down! We've got that hike tomorrow with the girls and I don't want to be late!"
Louie: "You ain't got a chance with Elinor! So, let it go, nerd alert!"
Leroy: "Man, you're just thickenin' the sickenin'! You'll feel like Holy Hell tomorrow. F' it! Cheers! Let's get housed!"

by von groovy September 22, 2024

Sucking the Glass Dick

To be smoking methamphetamine or crack cocaine from a rose tube, which is phallic in shape. Usually said when someone suggests or says something so dumb, that it's on par with what you'd expect a crackhead to say.

Stranger: heyy, would you be interested in investing in my multi-level marketing product for essential oils?

Wiseass: you must be sucking the glass dick if you think I'd fall for that shit!

by NegativeZEN October 18, 2021