Name given by a man referring to his penis. From The Adventures of Ford Fairlane. Diceman referrs to his unit as 'Stanley, you know, like the power drill'
Guess who's coming over for a visit tonight?

Who?

Stanley.
by Bill Adama June 28, 2010
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Only the Coolest Fucking house... EVER...
ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever

(on the Lawrenceville Campus)
1:Boy 1: Hey what house is that?
Boy 2: Oh that's Stanley.
Boy 3: Yeah, its the coolest fucking house ever.
2: Shouse is the wellknown battle cry of Stanley.
by pootybooty May 29, 2005
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Someone who’ll gaslight you after asking about your trauma. Someone who acts like a toddler and throws a hissy fit when he doesn’t get what he wants. Talks to other girls infront of his partner and calls them dramatic for being upset.
“Dude you need to stop treating your girlfriend like shit, you’re acting like a Stanley
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stanley is the sexiest person you’ll ever see. if you are his friend you are extremely lucky because he will spoil you like 😮😡🤷 ♂️🫣🥰. he has a massive cock nd he loves to play lots of instruments. he is so nice, smart, sexy, cute, big cock. he’s just the most perfect human being ever.
“bro he’s stanley, he’s da goat of 2023
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The tornado in Super Smash Bros. on the Nintendo 64 that sucks you up and throws you in the Hyrule Castle level.
Freakin Stanley sucked me up again...there goes another life....

by Vitamin_Kid February 27, 2009
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A persistently annoying person. One who strives to succeed, and believes they will achieve success by being a douche.
Man, stop being a stanley, you're turning this party into a sausage fest.
by Dead Orchid January 5, 2011
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