said the mind reader

A phrase to add on to a sentence when you're not sure what else to say.

My weekend was great...*awkward silence* said the mind reader.

by persononacouch December 21, 2022

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said the rhyme did the crime

When the argument about who farted has been placed back to the person who started it. Usually the person who said "Whoever smelt it, dealt it."

Who Farted!

Whoever Smelt It, Dealt It!

Whoever Denied It, Supplied It!

Said The Rhyme Did The Crime!

Whoever Made The Rebuttal, Had It Come Out Their Butthole!

Whoever Detected It, Projected It!

Whoever Deduced It, Produced It!

by EpicGamerJues78 April 3, 2023

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Come Said the Boy

It was a party night,
It was the end of school
His head was feeling light -- first time
She seemed much older then,
She had turned 17,
And she knew some older men -- first time
Come said the boy,
Let's go down to the sand.
Let's do what we wanna do --
Let me be a man for you.
Ho, oh, oh, oh
Ho, oh, oh, oh
Ho, oh, oh, oh
Ho, oh, oh, oh
And she said -- well I've been waiting for a long time,
And you've changed a lot.
Up-till now it's been the wrong time
To know whether to from here or not
Ohhh well come with me boy,
Just take my hand,
I'll let you see what you wanna see -- come on be a man for me.
Ho, ho, ho.
We've both been waiting for a long time,
We've both changed a lot.
Up-till now it seemed the wrong time --
To know wether to from here or not.
Ohhhhhh...

But come said the boy,
Let's go down on the sand,
Let's do what we wanna do --
Let me be a man for you.
She said come with me boy,
Just take my hand,
I'll let you see what you wanna see --
COME ON be my MAN for me.
Ho, oh, oh, oh
Ho, oh, oh, oh
Ho, oh, oh, oh
Ho, oh, oh, oh
It was a party night, it was the end of school.
His head was feeling light -- it was the first time.
She seemed much older then, she had turned 17 --
And she knew some older men...
Ohhh the first time.

by Death Menace April 28, 2023

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Like the poet said

A phrase used to jokily articulate or emphasize something you said, which was most definitely not said, ever, by a poet.

Friends talking:
Friend 1: "yeah dude, it's gonna be fkn LIT, like the poet said
Friend 2: "what poet said that?"
Friend 1: "common dude, it's a saying"
Both of them then burst out in joyful laughter

by Lillekuriboi June 6, 2018

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And the universe said I love you

A shortened phrase in the Minecraft end poem. It appears at the very end of the game after getting the egg.
"And the universe said I love you - because you are love."

"and the universe said I love you"

"and the universe said you have played the game well"

"and the universe said everything you need is within you"

"and the universe said you are stronger than you know"

"and the universe said you are the daylight"

"and the universe said you are the night"

"and the universe said the darkness you fight is within you"

"and the universe said the light you seek is within you"

"and the universe said you are not alone"

"and the universe said you are not separate from every other thing"

"and the universe said you are the universe tasting itself, talking to itself, reading its own code"
"and the universe said I love you because you are love."

Minecraft: "And the universe said I love you, because you are love."
Person: starts bawling on the floor

by Arin-guy April 24, 2025

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