Possibly the worst invention in history. The double decker outhouse is, quite literally, two toilet stalls stacked. Although this structure conserves space, it is completely impractical and downright messy.
Bottom stall occupant: What's that creaking?
Morbidly obese top stall occupant: ... I think the floor is caving in.
Bottom stall occupant: *Sigh* ... who in their right mind invented the double decker outhouse?
Morbidly obese top stall occupant: ... I think the floor is caving in.
Bottom stall occupant: *Sigh* ... who in their right mind invented the double decker outhouse?
by double decker loo May 08, 2009
the police department, has the turds guarding the outhouse.
by Dr.Argues@hotmail.com August 31, 2010
In rural America, your modem’s connection to the outside world is only as great as your plumbing solution for nature’s calling: antiquated and slightly sh**ty.
(Rural) Player A: My WiFi’s actin’ up tonight, dagnabit!
(City) Player B: Your “Outhouse Wi-Fi” costing us this match, dude!
* As a predicate, it isn’t necessarily exclusive to rural U.S. players; can be used to describe poor-quality internet connections.
(City) Player B: Your “Outhouse Wi-Fi” costing us this match, dude!
* As a predicate, it isn’t necessarily exclusive to rural U.S. players; can be used to describe poor-quality internet connections.
by yourpalVanguard February 21, 2021
The act of when a collection of eight or more homeless men engage in a circle jerk where the pivot man holds a picture of California Governor Gavin Newsom. Then the picture is sent to Gavin Newsom where he will proceed to roll a joint and smoke the semen soaked blunt.
by Teleflux September 12, 2021
Brendan and the boys were out getting shitfaced again. They got together at a Times Square Outhouse. Brendan thought it was a water fountain. His bad!
by Kobrakys June 07, 2021
by Robert Ebguy April 05, 2006
The INSIDE OUTHOUSE is a physical act that consists of drinking a bucket of shit and then sucking dick. Generally speaking, the term is a metaphor; it describes the incredibly demoralizing act of producing a TV show for an American Network run by morons and fuck-wits. These morons and fuck-wits have no idea what they want or what they are doing so you get completely hammered by their inane suggestions and useless notes. After you've heard these Network types contradict themselves for the millionth time, you are made to feel like you're drinking buckets of shit and sucking dick to placate people who don't deserve your effort.
"The network just called... they want to completely recut the episode and change the ending"
"Really? But we just gave them what they asked for... Fuck!"
"I know. The bastards have really got us doing the INSIDE OUTHOUSE on this job."
"Really? But we just gave them what they asked for... Fuck!"
"I know. The bastards have really got us doing the INSIDE OUTHOUSE on this job."
by giantsquid_jv November 01, 2011