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Here comes the neighborhood 

It's what you say when you see an advertisement for a new development in a part of town that was once cool (see:low rent, dangerous, fun) and you get the hint of dread upon imagining the hoard of NPC yuppies from out of state that will inevitably fill up at least 60% of these polished turd-houses/shit-buildings. ....And all the new traffic that goes along with having several hundred new residents all trying to come and go from the area during certain times of day, in a place without the proper infrastructure to facilitate it.
Someone asks "did you see what they're gonna build down on Gay St?"

You respond (usually prefaced with a sigh that borders on a groan) "Yup. Shame... Here comes the neighborhood"
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Looking good in the neighborhood 

U have long hair and the beard that u bit for years giving u a primitive dom look and even recently confessed that Cameron Diaz is the most attractive actress in the wrld and u just worked up the confidence to feel the need to tell everyone on a Snapchat story that your ”looking good in the neighborhood

the nosey neighbor 

When one of your buddy’s is getting it on with his woman you get naked and sneak into their room. You slowly make your way to their bed and then you start to whack it.
Right when your about to blow your load you scream out who’s naked!!! And blow a load on the girls face.
Dude fucking your stupid brother got me n my girl hella bad with the nosey neighbor last week what a fucking asshole!

Whats the flavor neighbors 

The Howdy Neighbor 

When a man fists a woman and the slides he penis into her ass, grabs his penis through her vaginal wall, and masturbates.
She never came so hard as she did the night I gave her the Howdy Neighbor

you reposted in the wrong neighborhood 

It’s a song :l (You urbandictionary is prob gonna take this out)
You reposted in the wrong neighborhood

the waving neighbor 

the waving neighbor is when a guy is banging a girl in front of a window and has one of his friends hiding in the closet, and they perform a swtich without her knowing allowing the original partner to walk outside knock on the window and wave.
the other day me and my friend pulled the waving neighbor and it ended successfully with no black eyes